Today is a holiday in Canada.
Which just happens to be my 3rd favourite Madonna song, only surpassed by Borderline and Don’t Tell Me (but only if I’m also watching the video where she’s dressed like a cowboy/girl). I don’t know if you’re familiar with Madonna; she’s the singer who can’t sing and the actress who can’t act but is still loved and adored as much as Cher, who can both sing and act. It’s the dichotomy of the gay icon. There’s no making sense of it.
Speaking of things that don’t make sense, I’m taking the rest of this week off. I know. Crazy. Does. Not. Make. Sense.
But I need a week off so I’m taking it. I know there are those of you out there thinking, Good for you! And then there are those of you thinking, Really? Need a break from your tough life of making soup and taking pictures of it? In defence of myself I’m really taking a break for you. All work and no play makes Karen a dull blogger who occasionally swears she’s going to pack it all in to open a Create Your Own Teddy Bear kiosk in the mall.
A rested Karen on the other hand is full of creative ideas. She …. oh my God, she does something and she does is really great in a funny way. Maybe she shoots sparkles out of her ass. I DON’T KNOW BECAUSE I’M NOT RESTED KAREN. I’M DULL KAREN.
I will be back on Monday so full of creativity and great ideas you’re going to need to get more RAM for your computer just to store it all. That wasn’t a great reference. See? I need a rest so I can get creative again.
Even Cher takes time off in between all of her farewell tours. I’m due.
I’m half thinking about Instagramming and Facebooking throughout the week but I’m also half thinking about closing my laptop and not opening it again until next Monday morning. My only fear there is that I’ll miss a really good kitten video on Youtube. What then?
Have a good week, feel free to talk amongst yourselves and there’s always The Coop Cam where you might happen to catch a glimpse of me hug/squishing a chick so hard I almost kill it.