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For those of you looking for something new and interesting to do this weekend I have a little craft that you can try.
Well … it’s kind of a combination craft/ recipe.
Easier than knitting a sweater, more satisfying than rearranging the furniture. It’s … the penis orange.
via Buzzfeed.
I know! It’s perfect. Just in time for the kid’s back to school lunches!
Have a good weekend!
special thanks to today’s contributing editor, the fella, for bringing this craft to my attention
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59 Comments | Filed Under: Everything Else |
Rebecca
Jeez, I thought making an elephant eyes and trunk out of clementines was good. I’m going to have to try that one. Thank you for never failing to inspire me, Karen!
Katrina
LOL…Omg….Love you Girl!
This is perfect for my HUSBANDS lunch, with a note, “Want to be a Pr**K, here’s a bigger one for you”.
Kat
Connor
Words fail me. So let’s just go with “<3".
Karen
Connor – Yes. Lets! ~ karen
Tommy
Oh Holy Moly! I have to go do that right now! I’m thinking I may have to include Katrina’s sentiments too.
Oh, and thank you so much for teaching me that new a**head word. Very, very handy.
Karen
Tommy – Yes. Asshead is indispensable. ~ karen!
Design Love
Is he related to the gingerbread man? Super perverted cousin perhaps??? Lol….
C.
Pati Gulat
Karen,your skills never cease to amaze me ! LMBO !!!
SK Farm Girl
Oh Karen, you never cease to crack me up! I truly am convinced we were twins separated at birth – on so many levels! Slowly, but surely, you are making me believe that I am “normal”; although I say “normal” is highly over-rated! I have been pickling carrots for the past few days and have come across two funny-ended carrots. When “standing” together, they are “fornicating” carrots! Am I twisted, yes! Should I be institutionalized, maybe! Will I ever grow up, NO! Cheers to my fellow bloggers; may the assheads of the world never curb our twisted sense of humour!
PS – Did I mention I have been proudly showing off my “fornicating carrots” to all who stop by?!?!
Pati
Bahaha…awesome!
my honest answer
Utterly hilarious. You have made my week.
Tracy
Martha Stewart would be jealous! Awesome!
Deb
LMAO Just found your blog few weeks ago and am HOOKED, luv it. Went shopping yesterday and didn’t buy oranges, back today for oranges! Agree with SK Farm Girl on the word “normal”. Have never been called that and would be upset if someone did. LOL Life is short, too much drama in world. Twisted sisters unite and spread the laughter!
SK Farm Girl
Here! Here! Hallelujiah sista!
Emi
What a great way to start a Friday morning. I am running to my work cafeteria right now to see if they have any oranges. And I love assheads. I also use the term ass wipes quite a bit. You are truly a great way to start the day. I visit your blog every week day. Thanks for the laughs!
Brigid
I bet the orange is happy *that’s* over….
Dana Niemeier
You are a nut and F-U-N-N-Y!!
Hey i want to see these carrots…
Korrine
you are my FAVORITE!
Jules
freaking hilarious…you are the best. Thanks for the smiles
Liz S.
Just amazing. Perfect way to inspire my Friday.
jen
You had me at “penis orange”.
Mindy
Amazing.
pat
best.craft.ever.
Holly@loveoflifeblog
Oh, thank you, thank you so much for this!
Susan
Thanks for the laugh once again. Take care.
Teri
Love it! Thank you for the belly laugh.
Jennifer
fabulous. i wonder if these little units can be dried and then with a little string attached at the top, decorate my christmas tree this year? all over it. just little orange peel penis men.
Yvonne
Dear Lord, girl, you never cease to amaze me. First email I click into this morning and now tears are streaming down my face. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages – good for the lungs – THANK YOU
Kristel T.M.
Just read this at work. Nothing like fresh fruit to get the morning going right! Thank you for the laugh!
Lesley H
way. too. funny.
Nancy
Thank your fella for me Karen…my fella is gonna love this one when I surprise him…he eats oranges everyday…
Bobbie
Orange viagra????
Chau
Giggle, giggle although I want to LOL (I’m at work that’s why) I ought to send this to DH
kelliblue
OMG I *never* have oranges but I happen to have TWO in my fridge right now! *dashes off*
carole
It’s got the “hole” ying/yang thing goin’ there!
Cathy
Hi,
Normal? What is it? Nah!!!
Twisted Sisters? Yah!!!!!
I really like the Christmas tree decoration especially with the easy-to-peel mandarin oranges out at Christmas time!!
I want to see the carrots, as well.
Karen, I have reached that stage in life where dribbly problems happen when I laugh. I’m going to have to start taking my laptop into the loo before I read your posts.
As well, please tell your contributing editor (aka “the fella”) for his fine contribution to the world of truly twisted sisters. Can he be cloned?
One last thought, I live just down the road in London but lived in Toronto for over 20 years. Do you think this “prognosis” comes from that wonderful Toronto air? Just a thought……
Cathy
Deb
OMG! That is TOOOO funny. Ya know, this would make everyone in my family laugh (okay, those over 21). If I could carve one with the “penis” sticking out of the forehead, not only would I have a craft and a recipe, I’d also get an English lesson (oxymorons being the favorite game we play).
Overstating the obvious, the boyfriend should go to the head of the class. *groan* I know I know.
Linda
That is really funny. If you manage to make one, please show us!
Karen
Linda – I did! I didn’t take a picture though. The funny thing is, his wiener shrivels up after a few hours. Just keeps getting smaller and smaller, LOL. ~ karen
Jake
Funny how art follows life eh!
The Fella's Dad
OMG
LOL
ETTISG5*
*even though this is so grade 5
Karen
The Fella’s Dad – ROTFL! Good one. ~ karen
Tina
Funniest thing I’ve seen this morning…I have to go make a few and deliver them to neighbor friends. You are hysterical. : )
Sheila
Oh my! Now I want to prep a bunch of oranges and take them to work! Or, a bowl of oranges for the teacher’s lounge at school. Hee hee! You are too dang twisted and creative, Karen.
Linda
If I had been drinking I would have spit it all over the laptop! I really still can’t believe my eyes.
Sandi
you’re so funny … i LOVE it !
KEL
Wow. Just…wow. Hilarious!
Amy
My son is going to think this is the coolest thing ever. So, so funny!
Dana
posts like these are the reason we want to give you money. bravo, karen!!
PoopsieRenee
I recieved this book from my aunt at a baby shower. yes, I was having a boy. This orange cracked me up almost as much.
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CBYQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FPenis-Pokey-Christopher-Behrens%2Fdp%2F1594741484&ei=1-5bTunFN9DKsQKAp72_DA&usg=AFQjCNFNlbyAjk_NDB3ymKB5RZfaPHa60g
Karen
OMG. You have just shown me the GREATEST stocking “stuffer” ever. Thank you. ~ karen!
Alisha
LOL A book full of glory holes! Hah!
Stacy
Omg I just peed my pants. I don’t know how I lived without this blog until now
Stacy
Karen
Stacy – I’m happy to hear I made you laugh today. I mean, I consider it my job to make you laugh and all, but … still … it’s good to know I’m doing my job. ~ karen!
Stella
Oh my gosh… This is too funny. A friend just showed me this trick a few days ago! Never seen it before!
Laura
Made this guy for my sister yesterday (he turned out to be well, um …let’s just say it was a big orange) she didn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes & took him home to show her husband! Thank you Karen, you’re a riot!
Melissa Tuli
So, I know this is an old post but I thought I’d let you know that I seen your picture on chive!
I don’t know if you know what chive is, but it’s an smart phone app. It features pictures that people submit that are usually really funny; it’s pretty awesome.
christian
somebody turned your orange peel photo into a poster and george takei posted it on facebook:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=405700769459382&set=a.223098324386295.105971.205344452828349&type=1&ref=nf
Karen
LOL. That’s a pretty funny caption. But that wasn’t my original orange photo. I had posted that photo from somewhere else. Buzzfeed. I tweeted and facebooked my orange penis photo, but used the original one found on Buzzfeed on my site. ~ karen!