I thought I’d give you a little update on the fat lip. Here’s a picture of it on Day 2. I love it. I finally have a lip worthy of gloss. In their natural, uninjured state, I would describe my lips as very … well … Protestant … looking.
This! Now this is the look of a racy Catholic.
Now I have 2 options. Continue to smash myself in the face every so often, or bring this picture to a plastic surgery clinic and tell them to start injecting. I’ll give it some thought. For now I’m going to buy every coloured gloss I can get my lips on before the swelling goes down. I wish I could think of something else to do while I have my great big lips.
I COULD DO PORNOGRAPHY!
Or maybe just open a kissing booth. Or just wear gloss.
As promised last week, I have the remaining top picks from my advertisers.
A Pocket of Posies is a return advertiser And she seems to have expanded her line since last time around. I cannot even begin to describe how much I love this first item. I love, love, love them. Not pretend love because I have to say I love it because she's an advertiser, genuine sincere love. Take a look at my favourites, starting with the object of my affection, a pair of earrings I plan on marrying ... here, here and here!
Nancy is a money coach. More importantly she is the rarest of rare breeds. She is a money coach … get ready for it … with a sense of humour. Yup. She’s funny. Nancy + Money = Funny. Don’t believe me? Read this.
MJH is a new advertiser and when I saw her hand painted pendants I nearly choked. If you happen to own a French Bulldog, or a Boxer or one of those little White Fluffy Dogs you’re gonna wanna take a look. Even if you don’t, you’re gonna want to take a look because MJH will paint a portrait of your pet on a pendant. All you have to do is email her a picture. Seriously!
And finally … I’d like to thank Mr. Pickles. Mr. Pickles is a classy cat. A classy cat who caters to your questions. Yup. If you have a question, a dilemma, a conundrum, you can Ask Mr. Pickles and Mr. Pickles will answer. And yes. Mr. Pickles is way smarter than Toonces.
The only complaint I have about all of my advertisers? Not a one of them carries gloss.