I have to tell you, I had no idea that “dink” wasn’t a common term for a boy’s … well … dink.  I figured everyone knew/used/was taught that term.  Apparently not.  Because when I put up this post featuring a man’s private parts covered up by a pair of scissors, I referred to it as [...]

I hate it when people say there’s no good television.  Television is better now than it’s ever been.  Granted, when you look at it proportionately it kindda sucks.  There are approximately 1 billion channels and possibly 10 or 20 really good shows. But still.  That’s 10 or 20 really good shows!  Probably even more, I’m [...]

Welcome to the very first episode of “Will They Eat It?”.    Chickens will eat almost anything.  With the operative word being “almost”.  There are a few things that my chickens technically should love, but collectively turn their beaks up at. So every once in a while I’ll be bringing you episodes of “Will They [...]

  In case you’re bored this weekend … 3 things to             If nothing here interest you, I have one other option.  You can ignore your cutlery drawer while watching television, NOT eating homemade cookies.  Either way … Have a good weekend!      

Last week I issued a bit of a command.  A challenge really.  I mildly suggested you might benefit mentally from chucking a few things. 50 things to be precise.  And chuck you did.  Chuck, chuck, chuck.   All around the world people were chucking stuff in a mad frenzy to regain control of their lives. [...]

  This is a post for him.       If you’re not familiar with, aren’t sure about or have never heard of “The Fella” … here’s a selection of posts to introduce you to him, including one of my all time favourite posts … The Fella’s stupid move.       Also check out   The [...]

Hold on a second.  I absolutely cannot relax in unnatural fibres.  Hold on. long pauseeeeeeeeeeeeee O.K.  I just changed my sweater.  Holy crap, I haven’t worn acrylic since 1982.  I think it’s quite possible the sun is made entirely out of acrylic.  If I’m hot I can’t relax, and if I can’t relax I can’t [...]

Before I get to today’s post, I have a favour to ask of you.  The chicken debacle continues.  It’s a long story which I plan to get into later.  But for now … if you live in Hamilton or any of its surrounding communities that make up the amalgamated Hamilton, please sign this petition.  It [...]

It’s the age old question.  What would your last meal be?  Or a less electric chair way to think about it,  if you could only eat one dinner for the rest of your life, what would it be?  O.K.  Fine.  Plain and simple.  What’s your favourite meal?   For me … it would be a [...]