I have chickens. Chickens eat anything. Yet, I continue to post the series “Will They Eat It”? And you keep falling for it. Of course they’ll eat it. They’re chickens. Over the course of the year I’ve owned these chickens they’ve eaten everything from live crickets to one of those pedicure toe separators. And the [...]

Welcome to another instalment of the popular new chicken series … Will They Eat It? Today on Will They Eat it the chickens choose to either eat … or not eat something.  Which makes it exactly the same as episode 1 of the series! Cast Norma – (as Norma) Walnut – (as Walnut) Cuddles – [...]

Yes.  It’s true.  I have once again tackled the greatest puzzle known to mankind.  A puzzle more intriguing than the great pyramids, more mysterious than Stonehenge and more frustrating than the success of any woman who is famous for having a sex tape. How to fold a fitted sheet. If you’ve been around here longer [...]

Welcome to the very first episode of “Will They Eat It?”.    Chickens will eat almost anything.  With the operative word being “almost”.  There are a few things that my chickens technically should love, but collectively turn their beaks up at. So every once in a while I’ll be bringing you episodes of “Will They [...]

There once lived a wounded prince and a helpful princess.  Who always did as she was told. Always. As all princesses should.     And the moral of this story?   If someone offers to help you, graciously accept.  You’ll both get a better night’s sleep because of it.  

Finally … by popular demand, I have for you how to fold a fitted sheet.  You see … I’ve been putting it off.  Why?  Because it’s kind of hard to translate on video without an entire video crew, several cameras and a jug of Creme de Menthe. I believe I have captured the gist of [...]

    I have nothing enlightening, intriguing or interesting to say about towels.   Nothing.  I’ve gotttttttt nothin’. I know this because I’ve sat here staring at my computer screen for about an hour trying to think of a story about a towel.  I do not have one.  I have the same basic memories of [...]

Sometimes you do things over and over again in your life having no idea you’re doing it completely wrong. Until last year for instance my niece thought the word was “chickmunk”.  Clearly, it is not.  But she had no idea.  It worked for her her whole life, the word “chickmunk”.  She didn’t end up in [...]

I’ve owned backyard chickens for 5 months now.  Last week I finally got an egg.  ”An” being the operative word.  Eggs aren’t exactly flying out of their asses at this point. Good thing eggs aren’t the only thing chickens are good for. They’re also excellent dancers and inherently helpful. Perfectly trimmed.  And I didn’t even [...]

My resume reads a little differently than most. Mainly this is because I’m not very good at writing resumes, and partially because I’m in a creative field.  People in creative fields tend to be given a little bit of leeway in terms of their resume structure and content. And math. We’re also given a LOT [...]

Many moons and episodes of Jersey Shore ago, my boyfriend bought me a smoker. It’s the sort of thing not every gal would want for her birthday, but I did, so he got a special treat that night.  Wink, wink.  Nudge, Nudge.  Yup.  Jello. He got jello with whipped cream the year he bought me [...]

Wanna grow your own butterfly in a month? You’ll need a few things and a bit of information. Things you need to make a home for your Monarch: ANY CHARA CTER HERE There! Now you have a house for your butterfly. Make sure your glass bowl is big enough for a butterfly to spread it’s [...]