Stuff tagged with garden
I’m spending this week getting my 20′ x 40′ garden plot ready. 20 feet x 40 feet doesn’t sound very big until you have to dig every inch of it up. Then it’s big. It’s very big. Clown shoes big. […]
One day, a girl named Karen, a girl very much like you, and you, and you, put on her boots and went outside to start her garden. It wasn’t a regular garden like dad used to plant in […]
Allow me to introduce you to my friend. The grub. As is often the case with my friends, I’m going to have to kill him. It was this little creature that did this to my lawn […]
I have to preface this post by saying I have not, ever, in my life … grown a sweet potato. Have never even thought about doing it actually. Which, according to the rules of the Internet, makes me the perfect person to […]
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Although I have remained unscathed, I am not responsible if you hurt yourself while cleaning your gutters or trying to tame a chipmunk.