You know what? This Paleo diet is kindda growing on me. I’ll almost be sad to see it go.
I mean, I don’t really like the food so I’m not eating much, therefore I’ve lost a lot of weight. I may need to be hospitalized soon as a matter of fact.
I get to walk around with a scowl on my face all day and the fella can’t complain because he knows he and his stupid Paleo experiment are the reason I’ve become a fire breathing monster.
And best of all, now that I’m actually part cavewoman, I can stop shaving my legs, washing my hair, brushing my teeth, and peeing in private.
It’s gonna be a whole new world for me running crazy haired through the city, barking at people, scratching my legs and peeing at whim.
Paleo. What’s not to like?
My delicious, easy, Szechuan Carrot Soup
Big ole’ batch of Fire Broth Soup
Gramma’s Spaghetti and Meatballs. (without the spaghetti)
I’ve already warned the fella that I’m going to start reintroducing grains in a couple of weeks and little by little, all the food groups will be back on our plates. I have a plan so we don’t go off course and start eating like pigs again which I’ll tell you about later. It’ll be a way to stay organized with your meals.
Have a good weekend and remember … if you see a naked, whirling ball of hair tumbleweeding down the street … leave it alone. It bites.