You know what? This Paleo diet is kindda growing on me. I’ll almost be sad to see it go.
I mean, I don’t really like the food so I’m not eating much, therefore I’ve lost a lot of weight. I may need to be hospitalized soon as a matter of fact.
I get to walk around with a scowl on my face all day and the fella can’t complain because he knows he and his stupid Paleo experiment are the reason I’ve become a fire breathing monster.
And best of all, now that I’m actually part cavewoman, I can stop shaving my legs, washing my hair, brushing my teeth, and peeing in private.
It’s gonna be a whole new world for me running crazy haired through the city, barking at people, scratching my legs and peeing at whim.
Paleo. What’s not to like?