Omg it’s gonna be May. Holy crap.
Kay. So. I’m still up to my nostril hairs in dirt.
No funny. No stories. No anecdotes.
Hey WAIT! Did I ever tell you about the time I was in bed with Jerry Springer? Oh that was quite a day. Too bad I don’t have time to tell the story. Yup. It’s a GOOD one. Heh heh. Good times were had in the olden days.
Onto the menu for this week!