3 Things To Do This Weekend

There are certain things I think to do and certain things I don’t.

Vacuum. Yeah. I think to do that. I can’t always think of how to spell it, but I can think to do it.

Cook? Eat? Ditto. Do em both on a regular basis without much prompting.

Clean all of my lamps? Mm. Not really.

So I’ve compiled a list of 3 things (O.K. they’re chores, but I thought if I referred to them as “things” they wouldn’t seem so bad) for you to do this weekend so you don’t have to think about doing them again for a while.

Do one, do two or do them all. I don’t give a care.


I don’t want to hear any complaining. As far as homework goes I think you got off pretty easy.

For one thing, there isn’t a single math problem.

I do however expect an essay on “What I accomplished this weekend” on my desk by Monday morning.

Class dismissed.