I have to tell you, I had no idea that “dink” wasn’t a common term for a boy’s … well … dink. I figured everyone knew/used/was taught that term. Apparently not. Because when I put up this post featuring a man’s private parts covered up by a pair of scissors, I referred to it as a dink. I got a LOT of comments from people thinking that was a hilarious term.
I didn’t think a thingee of it.
But then I read more comments. And more. And apparently there are a TON of people who didn’t know the term dink, and even MORE people who knew other terms I’d never heard of to describe a man’s nether regions.
Different people from different countries and even different states and provinces have different slang for it. Oddly enough penis isn’t one of the more popular terms. Did I ever tell you about the time I used the word penis in front of Mel Gibson? I did. I have it on tape somewhere.
I also used to write the word penis on my friend’s arm when she wasn’t looking. If she was drunk enough she wouldn’t notice and then she’d walk around the bar all night with the word penis written on her arm.
Luckily for her she was usually lucid enough to notice someone scratching away on her arm with a pen. I got pretty quick at it though … I could almost always manage to get at least “p-e-n” on her arm before she pulled it away and screamed at me to STOP IT.
I’ve always been a really fun friend. I had another friend I used to introduce to men as being “really slutty”. I haven’t heard from that one in a long time.
Anyhow … as I was saying. There are a variety of terms for a dink. A penis. And I will not feel like a complete human being until I know them all.
So … let’s have it. What slang word do you use to refer to it? And yes … my finger will always be on the censor button so don’t get cute. Any comment that starts with “throbbing” will be deleted. And put into a special file for nightime reading.
Have a good weekend … BEGIN!
(and tell us where you’re from!)