Hello all! I’m putting this short and semi-sweet (I’ve never actually been described as sweet. Sardonic, sarcastic, sweaty, stupid … yes. But sweet, no.) post for the benefit of everyone who has been emailing to ask if I’ll be at the Christie Antique Show & Sale this Saturday.
Yes, I will, and yes you may come up to me to say hello.
In fact, if you come up to me and say hi at the show, I’ll take your picture and put you in my annual Christie’s Antique Show & Sale post. (if you don’t want to be in the post no problem … but you’ll have to buy me french fries)
To make things easy for you I have picked out my outfit and drawn a picture of what I will look like whilst I walk around the show.
I’m bringing a limited number of Art of Doing Stuff bookmarks with me, so if you see me ask for one!
Kay. I have to go to sleep now. A girl needs a lot of rest for something of this magnitude. Gay men and the elderly may look dainty but they’ll shank you if you get between them and an original 18th century Danish tapestry.