Good. It’s Friday.

Like many families around the world, every Easter my family and I discuss religion.  It’s tradition. We find it’s the most direct path to the customary Easter family fight.  More meandering topics of discussion guaranteed to lead into a fight would be politics, new haircuts, and the price of submarine sandwiches.

This year, we won’t be having the traditional family dinner due to the Ick.  Although Betty *did* get her first vaccine shot a few weeks ago, so we’re well on our way to in person fighting. 

85 year old Betty was not at all interested in getting her vaccine although she was very interested in gallivanting around Costco, her friend’s houses and neighbourhood beer joints. Therefore, I was put in charge of registering her, corralling her and dragging her up to the vaccination location. I didn’t get a vaccination and probably won’t be able to until July.

I’m thinking in celebration of the event that I shouldn’t stop at one needle but instead should get many!  Vitamin B12,  Botox, Juvederm … just bring me ALL the needles and start poking me relentlessly.

Since we aren’t getting together this year for the traditional tales and tirades, I thought it would be a nice gesture for me to bring them to you and my family through this heartfelt post.

The Easter Story

by Karen

Every year as we gather for Easter dinner we take the opportunity to reminisce about how my mother’s parents shipped her off to “the Nunnery” for being bad when she was 15.

Betty was a bit of a firecracker you see.

She jumped out of her bedroom window in the middle of the night, smoked cigarettes and generally carried on in a manner unbecoming to a teenage girl in the 1950’s.  This sort of behaviour is now common place in many teenage girls of course, with the addition of wearing underpants, 57 tattoos and a sneer in public.

Betty wasn’t thrilled about being shipped to the nunnery, but it pleased her parents to no end.  Finally their ill behaved daughter was going to get the guidance she needed, and they were going to get the alone time they required to plan a well executed swingers party. 

Everything went along fine and dandy for everyone until the day Betty declared she loved the nunnery and she might just like to become one.  A nun.

If this were a movie, the next scene would involve a family sedan comically skidding to a halt at the nunnery and a teenage girl and her suitcase being thrown into the back of the car.  Car speeds away with clouds of dust behind it.

Betty didn’t become a nun. But the experience did affect her. In fact the whole thing was so traumatic for her she banned me from wearing black until I was in grade 10. It reminded her of the nunnery. Because I wasn’t allowed to wear black, black is now my favourite colour. I need it in clothing and decorating and shoes and purses. And it all stemmed from being banned from black for the first 15 years of my life.

I’m pretty sure my grandparents had no idea that sending my mother to a nunnery in 1950 would have any effect on their unborn granddaughter’s lifelong colour choices. But that’s exactly what happened.

It sort of puts my eyebrows in a squinch to think that something I’m doing at this very moment could randomly impact people 2 generations from now.

When you think about, it’s really freaky. And kindda good.

Wishing you … a Good Freaky Friday and a Happy Easter. May you all enjoy your own traditions this year in a new way.

41 Comments

  1. Andrew Karr says:

    You had me at “Submarine Sandwiches”.

  2. Hannah says:

    My parens were both rebels as teens and raised all sorts of hell….my ‘rebellion’ was being obnoxiously goody-two-shoes and tsk-tsking all their shenanigans. This sounds like my parents got off easy….until you realize I’m the oldest and my younger siblings DEFINITELY filled in for me. They thought they’d won the child behaviour lotto…..until my younger sister got caught smoking weed in the bathroom at school. In grade 6.

  3. Willow says:

    I was sent home in disgrace, parents, grand parents and more than likely generations of good Catholics shaking there fists in heaven. I cried for a whole year,well not all the time just a lot. I ended getting married to a guy who turned Catholic ,he was Lutheran. His Mom turned Catholic for his Dad.Yikes that was a weird day. That did not work, and I got divorced and moved to California, and worked for a Media Therapist. Two years later, Father Scott showed up for the seminar. I was personal assistant to the boss ans had to interview all the participants. He called and I had a real shock, and almost had kittens It was like we never were torn apart. Lots of kissing etc. He was an HIV Doc in Africa, and did I say really good Kisser. We kept getting together, he was still a priest and that whole hell thing hung over my head for a long time. He had to go back to Africa so we said See you soon. I moved to San Francisco,I will continue if the wonderful Karen will consent. type at you tomorrow!

  4. Jan in Waterdown says:

    My mum wouldn’t let me wear black either, in the 60’s. She said it was for widows and old Italian ladies. And growing up in Hamilton, there were LOTS of old Italian ladies. Now it’s my fave colour too. If mum had her way, I would have had a perm for the rest of my life too 🙄

  5. dirk says:

    Freaky Friday!! Woo hoo!!!

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