A few days ago I welcomed all my new Facebook Fans with a post that went something like this:
Welcome to all my new Facebook Fans!!
I’m quite a scribe.
That one little comment got a bit of a discussion going about who all of you are. I mean, I know who you are. Jenn’s a locavore, Shannon is a floral designer/bride-to-be, Pam’a is a science lover and Nicole is an accident prone Southern belle with an affinity for Funnel Cakes.
The question is … as her Little Monsters are to Lady Gaga who are you to me??? Who? Who the hell are you?
What should fans of The Art of Doing Stuff be referred to as?
To be perfectly honestly it’s not something I would have thought about. I’m more worried about my newfound love for Haagen Dazs Green Tea ice cream and what I’m going to do about my (unfortunate) crush on Anderson Cooper. You know, important stuff.
You can thank Shauna for putting this narcissistic thought into my head. She’s the one who hijacked the “Welcome Post” on my Facebook page and asked what I thought The Art of Doing Stuff fans should be called.
Um … Stuffits? Stuffers? Stufflelupaguses? I don’t know. I’d never really thought about it.
Kathy Griffin just dubbed her fans Kath-eters. That’s pretty good. Maybe you should be called Karen-aters. No. That’s a bit to close to Karen-haters, so that would probably cause some confusion when it comes time for my world tour.
So in order to please The Art of Doing Stuff Fan Shauna … what do you think you should be called? All 3 of you. Perhaps you could get together for some coffee and cookies to discuss it. Maybe invite Anderson Cooper and see what he thinks.
There will be no prize for the winner. No cash or cameras. Just bragging rights. And perhaps when I’m on my world tour I’ll drag you up on stage to tell everyone in the audience that you started it all. You came up with the term (insert as of yet undetermined term here)!
(please keep in mind this is all for fun – I have not grown an ego so large that I believe I need to find a name for all my disciples. Yet.)
So while relaxing over the weekend give it some thought and let me know what you think The Art of Doing Stuff fans should be called. And “Bored at work” will not be accepted as an official entry.
(Stuffelupaguses is in the lead by the way – I mean seriously – I’m pretty sure you exist but … I’ve never actually seen you have I?)