Peeling an Orange So It Looks Like a Naked Man.

For those of you looking for something new and interesting to do this weekend I have a little craft that you can try.

Well … it’s kind of a combination craft/ recipe.

Easier than knitting a sweater, more satisfying than rearranging the furniture.  It’s … the penis orange.


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via Buzzfeed.



I know!  It’s perfect.  Just in time for the kid’s back to school lunches!

Have a good weekend!




  1. christian says:

    somebody turned your orange peel photo into a poster and george takei posted it on facebook:

    • Karen says:

      LOL. That’s a pretty funny caption. But that wasn’t my original orange photo. I had posted that photo from somewhere else. Buzzfeed. I tweeted and facebooked my orange penis photo, but used the original one found on Buzzfeed on my site. ~ karen!

  2. Melissa Tuli says:

    So, I know this is an old post but I thought I’d let you know that I seen your picture on chive!
    I don’t know if you know what chive is, but it’s an smart phone app. It features pictures that people submit that are usually really funny; it’s pretty awesome.

  3. Laura says:

    Made this guy for my sister yesterday (he turned out to be well, um …let’s just say it was a big orange) she didn’t stop laughing for 5 minutes & took him home to show her husband! Thank you Karen, you’re a riot!

  4. Stella says:

    Oh my gosh… This is too funny. A friend just showed me this trick a few days ago! Never seen it before!

  5. Stacy says:

    Omg I just peed my pants. I don’t know how I lived without this blog until now

    • Karen says:

      Stacy – I’m happy to hear I made you laugh today. I mean, I consider it my job to make you laugh and all, but … still … it’s good to know I’m doing my job. ~ karen!

  6. Dana says:

    posts like these are the reason we want to give you money. bravo, karen!!

  7. Amy says:

    My son is going to think this is the coolest thing ever. So, so funny!

  8. KEL says:

    Wow. Just…wow. Hilarious!

  9. Sandi says:

    you’re so funny … i LOVE it !

  10. Linda says:

    If I had been drinking I would have spit it all over the laptop! I really still can’t believe my eyes.

  11. Sheila says:

    Oh my! Now I want to prep a bunch of oranges and take them to work! Or, a bowl of oranges for the teacher’s lounge at school. Hee hee! You are too dang twisted and creative, Karen. :-)

  12. Tina says:

    Funniest thing I’ve seen this morning…I have to go make a few and deliver them to neighbor friends. You are hysterical. : )

  13. The Fella's Dad says:

    *even though this is so grade 5

  14. Deb says:

    OMG! That is TOOOO funny. Ya know, this would make everyone in my family laugh (okay, those over 21). If I could carve one with the “penis” sticking out of the forehead, not only would I have a craft and a recipe, I’d also get an English lesson (oxymorons being the favorite game we play).

    Overstating the obvious, the boyfriend should go to the head of the class. *groan* I know I know.

  15. Cathy says:

    Normal? What is it? Nah!!!
    Twisted Sisters? Yah!!!!!
    I really like the Christmas tree decoration especially with the easy-to-peel mandarin oranges out at Christmas time!!
    I want to see the carrots, as well.
    Karen, I have reached that stage in life where dribbly problems happen when I laugh. I’m going to have to start taking my laptop into the loo before I read your posts.
    As well, please tell your contributing editor (aka “the fella”) for his fine contribution to the world of truly twisted sisters. Can he be cloned?
    One last thought, I live just down the road in London but lived in Toronto for over 20 years. Do you think this “prognosis” comes from that wonderful Toronto air? Just a thought……

  16. carole says:

    It’s got the “hole” ying/yang thing goin’ there!

  17. kelliblue says:

    OMG I *never* have oranges but I happen to have TWO in my fridge right now! *dashes off*

  18. Chau says:

    Giggle, giggle although I want to LOL (I’m at work that’s why) I ought to send this to DH

  19. Bobbie says:

    Orange viagra???? ;-)

  20. Nancy says:

    Thank your fella for me Karen…my fella is gonna love this one when I surprise him…he eats oranges everyday…

  21. Lesley H says:

    way. too. funny.

  22. Just read this at work. Nothing like fresh fruit to get the morning going right! Thank you for the laugh!

  23. Yvonne says:

    Dear Lord, girl, you never cease to amaze me. First email I click into this morning and now tears are streaming down my face. Haven’t laughed this hard in ages – good for the lungs – THANK YOU

  24. Jennifer says:

    fabulous. i wonder if these little units can be dried and then with a little string attached at the top, decorate my christmas tree this year? all over it. just little orange peel penis men.

  25. Teri says:

    Love it! Thank you for the belly laugh.

  26. Susan says:

    Thanks for the laugh once again. Take care.

  27. Oh, thank you, thank you so much for this!

  28. pat says:


  29. jen says:

    You had me at “penis orange”.

  30. Liz S. says:

    Just amazing. Perfect way to inspire my Friday.

  31. Jules says:

    freaking hilarious…you are the best. Thanks for the smiles :)

  32. Korrine says:

    you are my FAVORITE!

  33. You are a nut and F-U-N-N-Y!!
    Hey i want to see these carrots…

  34. Brigid says:

    I bet the orange is happy *that’s* over….

  35. Emi says:

    What a great way to start a Friday morning. I am running to my work cafeteria right now to see if they have any oranges. And I love assheads. I also use the term ass wipes quite a bit. You are truly a great way to start the day. I visit your blog every week day. Thanks for the laughs!

  36. Deb says:

    LMAO Just found your blog few weeks ago and am HOOKED, luv it. Went shopping yesterday and didn’t buy oranges, back today for oranges! Agree with SK Farm Girl on the word “normal”. Have never been called that and would be upset if someone did. LOL Life is short, too much drama in world. Twisted sisters unite and spread the laughter!

  37. Tracy says:

    Martha Stewart would be jealous! Awesome!

  38. Utterly hilarious. You have made my week.

  39. Pati says:


  40. SK Farm Girl says:

    Oh Karen, you never cease to crack me up! I truly am convinced we were twins separated at birth – on so many levels! Slowly, but surely, you are making me believe that I am “normal”; although I say “normal” is highly over-rated! I have been pickling carrots for the past few days and have come across two funny-ended carrots. When “standing” together, they are “fornicating” carrots! Am I twisted, yes! Should I be institutionalized, maybe! Will I ever grow up, NO! Cheers to my fellow bloggers; may the assheads of the world never curb our twisted sense of humour!
    PS – Did I mention I have been proudly showing off my “fornicating carrots” to all who stop by?!?!

  41. Pati Gulat says:

    Karen,your skills never cease to amaze me ! LMBO !!!

  42. Is he related to the gingerbread man? Super perverted cousin perhaps??? Lol….


  43. Tommy says:

    Oh Holy Moly! I have to go do that right now! I’m thinking I may have to include Katrina’s sentiments too.

    Oh, and thank you so much for teaching me that new a**head word. Very, very handy.

  44. Connor says:

    Words fail me. So let’s just go with “<3".

  45. Katrina says:

    LOL…Omg….Love you Girl!

    This is perfect for my HUSBANDS lunch, with a note, “Want to be a Pr**K, here’s a bigger one for you”.


  46. Rebecca says:

    Jeez, I thought making an elephant eyes and trunk out of clementines was good. I’m going to have to try that one. Thank you for never failing to inspire me, Karen!

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