For a couple of weeks now I've been worried that you haven't seen this. I love a good what's your stripper name game (who doesn't want to alleviate themselves of the stress that comes with making up their own adult dancer name) and this is along those lines only you don't end up picturing yourself as a wearing pasties that hang down around your waistline.
The chart was sent to me through Instagram from a follower who sends me the odd thing and if I didn't finally just share it with you it was going to start tap dancing around my head until I did.
Take a look and then lemme know what your dog calls you so I can get back to my life.
As the title of this post revealed, the name Philip calls me according to this chart is, My funny emotional support human.
Eerily accurate.
O.K. let me know what you got and then we can all go back to our pole dancing.
My fave ball thrower, and now I feel bad that I don't bring the ball to the park very often, I usually leave that to her 'Dad' who's her Precious culinary artist lol!
My Precious Treat Dispenser - totally accurate.
My devoted Ball Thrower--this is perfect because our Standard Poodle only wants every day, from everyone. My husband is My Precious Ball Thrower.