I was heading towards Home Depot yesterday due to an impromptu construction epiphany (more on that in later weeks) and it occurred to me I had 3 magazine articles out this month.
THREE articles, in three different magazines, on newstands all at the same time, all written by me.
Upon learning this, my mother got very excited and proclaimed, ONE DAY, (you never know) I might become a real writer! I’m not sure, but I think real writers write romance novels. Fingers crossed.
That may never happen again, so I pulled into my local bookstore to line them up and take a picture.
And here’s that picture I took of the magazine rack in my local Chapters. They were sold out of Canadian Gardening so I couldn’t get it in the picture. I kind of made a fuss over it. I think the salesperson referred to it as a hissy fit. Just pretend Martha Stewart’s Halloween issue is Canadian Gardening. Where people garden with pink tulle and botox.
If you’d like to buy one of these fine magazines, featuring articles written by me, they’re in stores now. Right alongside the other magazines that feature real writers.
I’m pretty sure my mother thinks I’m a real writer. She just really wants me to write a novel that features a man named Sven.
You can buy the online version of the Canadian Gardening issue here.
The Canadian Home Workshop issue is can be purchased here.
And the Better Homes and Gardens Christmas Ideas issue can be bought here.