Today I am off, I am off today.
Because I am in the Thanksgiving way.
For Canadian’s you see,
It’s the time to give thanks.
For Family and friends and abandoning Spanx.
We will eat and we’ll drink and have family fights,
Someone will toot and we’ll all see the light.
We shouldn’t be angry and ruin the mood
It’s poor for good health and digesting food.
We’ll laugh and we’ll cry and unbutton our pants.
If this ain’t a food coma it’s at least a food trance.
The room is a swirling, you have meat sweats and more.
That turnip you ate is eyeing the back door.
Again it’s a toot so we all have a laugh.
Thanksgiving the holiday that will give you gas.
As I said before, I’m in the Thanksgiving way
Mood swings and farting and sweating all day
It’s not a baby, not a boy or a girl
This bundle of joy might make me hurl.
Again I’m not pregnant, I’m just full of food
On account of all of the stuff that I chewed.
So please forgive me, there’s no post today.
Pray for my innards and give thanks you’re away.