Hey! Look at me! I’m a lantern. An oil filled lantern!
I live in Karen’s backyard!
Last week, just a day after Karen cleaned her pavers, I jumped right out of my spot in the garden and landed on the exact same paver Karen had just spent 2 days cleaning vegetable oil off of! Don’t blame me. The tornado made me do it.
Yup. I spilled my oil all over the exact same paver. Heh. Yup. This pretty much sums up Karen’s life.
Yes. It’s true. My lantern is an asshead.
I’ll admit it. I cried a little.
No actual tears came out, but I made that scrunchy face.
The fella kindly went out and got me some Dawn because so many people had recommended it.
Plus the Internet said it worked … but … the Internet lies …
Dawn was applied to the stone.
It was scrubbed in with a scrub brush, with a tiny bit of water … and left for 5 minutes.
Lather, rinse , repeat.
And THAT is how to remove oil from cement or pavers.