My mother is of a certain age, and because of this she doesn’t know how to send an email. Ohhhhhhhhh, but she can forward one. Seriously. She has no idea how to actually compose and write an email to any one of her knit wit friends (they’re friends who actually knit) but boy oh boy can she forward. She’s the queen of forwarding messages my mother.
I know this because I am the recipient of her many jokes/recipes/trivia/fun facts/pornographic cartoons. One of her most recent messages was devoted to the perils of Coke. A cola. According to the email Coke can rot your gut, remove rust, clean up crime scenes and make a metal nail disappear in 4 days. Give it a law degree and Coke could probably dissolve your marriage.
Not being one to believe anything unless I’ve actually tried it, I’m going through my mother’s forwarded Coke email to PROVE it’s all a load of crap. Starting with claim #1
COKE WILL DISSOLVE A T-BONE STEAK IN 2 DAYS.