Sex the chicks!
Guess the sex

Dear everyone who got here by Googling “sex” and “chicks”,

a) You’re never going to meet a real girl with real boobs over Google. O.K. you might but she won’t be a quality girl.

and

b)  Maybe what you really need in your life is a hobby. Something to make you feel productive and useful.   Like chickens.

 

Signed,

Karen

 

Now that I’ve addressed the  issue of drop-in porn browsers, let’s get onto the business at hand which is figuring out whether I have boy chickens or girl chickens.  As you know a few weeks ago I went out and bought myself 4 Black Copper Marans chicks.

When you buy chicks called “free run” that means you’re basically getting a handful of feathers that may or may not be girl chickens. You WANT girl chickens because they’re the ones who actually produce food (eggs).  The boy chickens just make a lot of noise, try to boss around the girl chickens and generally do a lot of strutting. They also eat a lot of food.

I’m sure at this very moment you’re seeing the similarities between the chicken world and the human world.  The significant difference being if a Rooster angers you, you can (legally) chop its head off.

I’ve thought from day one that my biggest chick was a hen. Which is the opposite of what you would normally think, but after doing some research on Marans I discovered that (again like humans) the females mature more quickly than the males.

What I think I’m holding onto (much to the chagrin of everyone who was hoping for one of my pullets) is 1 hen and 3 roosters.

One of my chickens isn’t a pure bred Marans, but is a Lavender Orpington / Black Copper Marans cross.  So that one is a bit of a crap shoot because she/her/it will develop differently than the other 3 pure bred Black Copper Marans.

So I’m looking for guesses from you.  What do you think I have?  Girl chickens?  Boy chickens?  Souvlaki?

Allow me to introduce you to chickens 1, 2, 3, and 4.  As you look at the photos try to guess if you think they’ll grow up to be a hen or a rooster.

 

 

 

chick-1

 

Chick-2

 

Chick-3

 

chick-4

 

And here is what I think.

 

 

Karen's-guesses

 

 

Even if you don’t have a clue about chickens take a guess.  I suspect I’ll let you know what I have in about 4 weeks at probably around 5 o’clock in the morning when the cock starts calling.

Google that porn freak.

 

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106 Comments

  1. Hahaahaha … 5 o’clock in the morning when the cock comes calling… You crack me up. Excuse the pun 🙂

  2. becky says:

    I see boy, girl, girl,girl. Although, I would love to see their tail feathers before I’d put any money on my guess.

  3. Lesley Williamson says:

    boy, girl, girl, girl

  4. Niki Dee says:

    Exactly the same guess as you but I don’t feel iffy about 3….boy all the way. Why did you choose free run? I can’t have a rooster so I went with straight run. I’d feel bad having to off the guy knowing I can’t keep him.

  5. Michele says:

    Oh Karen! I can’t resist replying as my odds with our flock are 2 out of six. 2 roosters out of 6 chicks picked. I totally agree with you. Looks like three boys and one girl due to the comb development. I have a Marans as well and just adore their personalities!

  6. Karen says:

    You’re absolutely right re: the tail feathers Becky but it was hard enough to get THESE pictures, lol. 2 have shorter “straight up” tail feathers and 2 have longer, downward tail feathers with that hump across their back the way hens get. I’ll try to get tail shots. 😉 ~ karen

  7. Nancy Blue Moon says:

    My guess is the same as yours Karen..and I guessed before I looked at yours..

  8. Susan Preston says:

    Boy, girl, boy, boy!! Oh great! Louise turned into Louis, and Barbara turned into Bob and Lucy became Lucifer! ! Looks like we’re finding a rooster rescue group! Or are we going to the auction sale in Hagersville sometime soon.

  9. SeaDee says:

    Ok I’ll play. Boy girl boy girl

  10. Deb says:

    Hmmmm….I know less than nothing about chickens. Boy, Girl, Boy, Boy. And I also decided before I saw your guess.

  11. Karen says:

    Never excuse a pun! Always take credit for the punny brilliance. 😉 ~karen!

  12. Debbie says:

    1-Male
    2-Female
    3-Male
    4-Male

    can’t wait ’til the cock crows!

  13. ruth says:

    Same as your guess, Karen. Just like Nancy Blue Moon, I guessed before I saw yours. I know nothing about chickens.

  14. Sherry says:

    I think you’re right Karen… boy, girl, boy and boy. Looks like pretty rotten luck. Perched to see the final result.

  15. Sue says:

    Boy, girl, boy, boy. Based on comb structure and a total lack of knowledge about anything poultry . . .

  16. Ruth Vallejos says:

    1.3.4 – boys. 2 – girl. I know nothin’ Lady Snow!

  17. Elena says:

    1:Male
    2:Pullet
    3:Not sure (could be a pullet with a large comb since the wattles are not very pronounced)
    4:Male

    Can you post pictures of their tails? I can’t remember if males or females stop peeping earlier (I’m getting them confused with ducks).

  18. Twyla Harkey says:

    I’m going with”all girls”

  19. Lavada says:

    It would just be better to have two and two for more eggs. So, here’s hoping:
    1-boy, 2-girl, 3-not so attractive girl, 4-boy
    No offense to No. 3, but let’s face it, it looks like a comb. . .a comb on a girl – but, it’s okay; most everybody goes through a little ugly stage. And maybe the “ugly duckling” would be the one to lay the darkest eggs to make up for one’s appearance at a younger age (who, by the way, I will be referring to as Hildegard until you name them yourself). Done and done. She is a girl!

  20. Karen says:

    LOL! Not a bad name choice. I’ve named the one that’s obviously a hen (to be revealed at a later date). I won’t be naming the next one until I know for sure. 🙂 ~ karen

  21. caryl hodgdon says:

    girl boy girl girl

  22. kate-v says:

    Number 2 with a small comb is probably a girl – I guess the rest are Souvlaki.

  23. Crazy Chicken Ladies says:

    Think you nailed the genders quite well. Roo, hen, roo, roo.
    We look at the combs, wait for the siccle feathers to come in and then if still iffy, see if it crows.
    They are adorable chicks. Thanks to your darling pictures of Copper Marans chicks, we just hatched some (and an olive egger!) and we’re hopping they are hens.

    Love seeing your chicken pictures…toes crossed the third turns into a hen.

  24. Auntiepatch says:

    I’m sorry but I think you have 3 boys and 1 girl. But what do I know???

  25. Grammy says:

    My guess is same as yours, and I, too, made my guess before I saw yours. Add me to the illustrious group who knows nothing about chickens except recipes.

    Which leads me to ask — if those of us who know zero about it guessed based on the size of the combs (and that must be it because we see not much else to compare) then — why? I mean, if that’s a fairly reliable measure, then you look at comb size and that’s usually right. But if it’s not usually the indicator, then it doesn’t make any difference and you could ask for guesses without showing us pictures.

    I’m not complaining, I’m just confused. Like I signed up for Political Science and showed up in the wrong room and was handed a lab coat and a scalpel and a dead frog. I’d go ahead and do the dissection, but I’d be wondering what that had to do with urban voting patterns during heat waves.

    Your chickens are cute, though.

  26. Minki says:

    1 – Boy
    2 – Girl
    3 – Girl
    4 – Boy

  27. I see:
    1 – Dinner
    2 – Breakfast Omelet
    3 – Dinner
    4 – Dinner

    Must be because I’m a guy. 8)

  28. Mimiindublin says:

    1 girl, 2 boy, 3 girl, 4 boy

  29. Maura Buchignani says:

    This city girl says, boy, girl, boy, boy.

  30. Dagmar says:

    Wait, not fair. You can’t ask a vegetarian the sex of an animal. Half the time I can’t tell what the heck kind of thing they’re making on the food network. And I love watching most of their shows. And when I got my bunny, I was sure she was a he until about six months later. So I am not the best judge. BTW, that’s normal for baby bunnies just like chicks, you can’t tell until they get to be about 6 months or so. Good luck with your cock, I mean your chicks, Karen.

  31. Ann says:

    Have to agree with ya Karen. Boy, Girl, Boy, Boy. But they can fool ya, that’s for sure.

  32. Tigersmom says:

    Hahaha! My son has a toy stuffed lobster that he named Dinner!

  33. Tigersmom says:

    Google that porn freaks. Bwahahahahahahaha!

    My guesses were the same as yours (without peeking) based solely on comb size. Hmmmm, I wonder what that means in the porn world.

  34. Elaine says:

    Girl
    Boy
    Boy(not sure)
    Girl

  35. Mary Kay Feely says:

    5 is late for a Rooster. Lived next door to one for 2 years and he started at 4:30 and was at it all freaking day. I hate Roosters.

  36. Dixie says:

    I grew up on the farm with my grandparents and this is how you know the sex of the chicks:
    Take them by the back, turn then over in your hand so that they are on their back in your hand. They will either pull their legs in (squat like) or straighten them out.
    Squat – Girl
    Straight – Boy
    I really don’t remember if this worked but it’s worth a try…

  37. Jebberjay says:

    They’re so cute when they hit the awkward stage.

    My guess:
    1 cock
    3 a doodle doos.

  38. Su says:

    this is like guessing which square the cow will plop her poop on at the county fair! boy,girl, girl, boy

  39. Ev Wilcox says:

    I can sex ducks by their tail feathers and the abdominal bulge-don’t know about chickens. But I am guessing you have only one eggmaker! Time will tell!

  40. Beckie says:

    if you go by the head spot theory, you may have all girls

    but I think your guess is probably right on target (based on nothing other than some internet searching and going back to look at the video when they were little)

  41. Kim Merry says:

    I think you are right, one girl. We got 5 rhode island reds, supposed to be all hens. Well Aunt Bea is now at my brothers farm because she turned into Mr. B!. I would have kept him but I told my neighbors that I would only have hens. I need to move to the country!
    Kim

  42. Bernadette says:

    The Emperor skekSo, The Chamberlain skekSil, The Ritual Master (aka High Priest) skekZok, & The Scientist skekTek.

  43. Tara says:

    I don’t know about Marans, but combs aren’t necessarily an indicator of sex. I have Columbian Rocks that people are constantly calling roosters and they’re all girls. I also have a female goat with a beard that everyone mistakes for the papa.

    How old are they now? Any spur development yet?

  44. mickey says:

    I’ll guess girl, girl, girl, boy.

  45. CBuffy says:

    Boy, girl, boy, boy.
    Down here in the deeeeeep south, straight run is what you call free run. Means it’s a pure gamble. I did the straight run thing with 8 silkies. And got 5 of the most annoying roosters you ever could imagine. They are bantams (small), so although randy as heck (google THAT) they can’t mount the grown up hens (red / black stars). So they run around crowing, grabbing girls by the wing feathers and being dragged and pecked by the older ladies trying to teach them some manners. If by chance one happens to actually “bag a chick” the others all come running. We’ll be having “black chicken” this weekend. (Said to be a delicacy… we’ll see… they are going in the pressure cooker with a little apple juice and a slice of bacon. Bacon makes EVERYTHING a delicacy!)

  46. Ruth says:

    My ‘guess’ would be the same as yours, Karen… only it isn’t a guess. Judging from their tropical cousins, the comb development tells me that you’re spot on.

    In a couple of weeks, you will not just have illegal chicks… you will have illegal chicks that advertise their presence to the entire town… at 4 a.m. You can hope for 5 a.m. all you want, but these birds seem to awake a whole lot earlier in the summer. Oh. my. word.

  47. Laura says:

    I have 3 French Black Copper Marans. They’re just over 2 weeks old. The lady I bought them from said around 6 weeks they look different enough that I can send her pics and she will tell me if I have any cockerels. I bought straight run because I hadn’t planned on having any roo’s. But I’ve now ended up taking in my Dad’s 5 chickens because he is moving and of those 5, 2 are boys. Only 1 crows though. Hopefully once he’s settled somewhere those 5 can go back to him so I can have the flock with my own chosen breeds.

  48. Yolanda Tomaszewski says:

    I see a lot of rooster dinners in your future as well as early mornings. Male female male male.

  49. Angela says:

    So…if any are roosters, will you give them away? You wouldn’t eat them, would you? Yikes!

  50. Candice says:

    Your guesses were exactly my guesses! I just went through getting rid of six rosters myself. I ordered all one day old pullets and they sent 6 production red to keep them warm enough. So I raised them, gave half away go bully girls that were not mine lol then learned how to butcher chicken on the other three. Some people thought I was crazy for doubt so while others did they’d never do our but thought it was cool I was up for the task. I’m not in a hurry do it again… maybe next year.

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