Christmas is coming! Christmas is coming! And therefore …
Stockings are coming! Stockings are coming!
Stockings are my favourite part of Christmas. Nothing is better than a perfectly appointed stocking.
So from now until Christmas I’m going to be giving you a few “interesting” ideas for stocking stuffers. Stuff you may not have thought about stuffing into a stocking.
In this case, it’s something I got from a friend who used to own a store that carried all manner of weird stuff. I didn’t get it in a stocking, but it would make a GREAT stocking stuffer for the oddball in your family. I, by the way, am the oddball in my family. This is kind of proof of that.
May I introduce you to “Sadie”.
Sadie as you may have noticed is missing an eyeball. And is in fact pouring blood from her missing eyeball socket. Plus she’s prone to sticking out her tongue.
The good news is she’ll only stick her tongue out at you if you happen to poke her in the eye.
Sadie, you see, is a pencil sharpener. When you press a button on the back of her head she spits out the pencil shavings.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a vomiting pencil sharpener.
Think this is too weird? Too vile? Too much? It isn’t. Each and every one of you knows someone who would love this.
It’s part of the Living Dead Dolls series. No I’m not being paid by them to promote their slightly disturbing dolls. I just like them and think they’re fun. Of course, as a child I used to rip the heads off my dolls and throw them under the bed.
If you’re interested you can Google “Living Dead Dolls pencil sharpener”. But when I did that, they came up as sold out everywhere. See? The world is full of weirdo, oddballs. No need to feel ashamed.
The main manufacturer is Mezco Toyz. Look around the site to see if something else catches your eye. May I recommend the Living Dead Dolls Pencil Toppers, also an excellent stocking stuffer. They don’t have any dripping blood though. :(
Fa la la la la, la la, la laaaaaaa.