Thanksgiving 2011 Festivities in Full

Several years ago my nephew ate so much at Thanksgiving he threw up.  Obviously the only thing to do under such circumstances was to have a plate made for him that said “I ate so much I barfed”, on it, which we then served his dinner on the next Thanksgiving.

This is the way the holidays go around  here.  And there, wherever you are, I imagine.  Not that people randomly vomit out your beautiful meal, but things don’t go picture perfect for anyone.

EXCEPT ME!  Because on Sunday night when I had my family over for Thanksgiving dinner everything went exactly according to plan.  It was perfect.

The guests arrived when they were supposed to. They all sat outside, basking in the unseasonably warm fall weather while I got things organized for dinner inside.

I burnt my finger on the oven.  Not a big deal.  Didn’t ruin the day or anything.  Things were still pretty perfect.

Of course …

At one point the house became a massive Matchbox track to all the kids in attendance, who themselves were acting as Matchbox cars.  Only faster and wilder.  In fact, it was probably more like the Indy.  The race consisted of – out the back door, through the back gate,  down the sidewalk, through the front gate, through the front door, through the house, into the kitchen.  Stop.  Scream as loud as you can.  Repeat.

For the entire Sunday.  While people sat around drinking beer watching them.  So I guess, technically it was probably more like Nascar.

The game was either gonna end with stitches or with the turkey hitting the table. Luckily it was the turkey hitting the table that brought the race to an end.

But other than that it was perfect.

I found pie in the curtains.  That wasn’t totally perfect.  But not bad.

Other than, those few little things – picture perfect.

Oh!  Took a chunk out of my toe by closing  the oven warming drawer on it,  one kid got a screaming earache, I forgot to buy wine, we ran out of pie, the turkey was overcooked, Betty got tipsy and confessed to loving the show Cake Boss, and 9 out of the 14 guests left with a cranberry sauce stain on themselves.

Other than that, picture perfect.  See?  Here’s proof.  Whatever.


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cute little vignette  of straw and mini pumpkins outside where everyone sat prior to dinner

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conversation area where people talked about politics and Russian literature.  And Cake Boss.

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continuing the theme of white pumpkins throughout the backyard


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miniature bales of straw with mums in a vintage earthenware pitcher



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a little appropriate reading material for when there’s a lull in the Russian literature conversation

by the way, i TOTALLY didn’t place that leaf there.  It randomly fell from the sky in a photographically pleasing manner


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outside the chicken coop I had full sized bales of straw for sitting on, softened with a classic Hudson’s Bay blanket

the theme of straw, mums and white pumpkins continues



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the view from the bales of straw

disturbingly, also the view from the dining room window



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to create continuity, I brought the same theme indoors to the dining room table

jugs of mums, white pumpkins, vintage dishes and gold glittered pine cones


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table set for 14

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still missing some chairs on the far side of the table.  hadn’t scrounged them up yet


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this year I used all of my mismatched vintage and antique dishes with no chargers



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an almost gleaming silver pitcher.  too gleaming would have been too perfect for the table.  

I wanted a more rustic feel so i left a bit of tarnish.  on purpose.  honestly.



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the table runners were my famous dollar store garbage bags along with …



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the occasional feed bag from my chicken feed

See?   I wasn’t fibbing.  Everything was absolutely picture perfect.  As all dinner parties are.  Until  the actual guests arrive.


  1. SK Farm Girl says:

    The table looks F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S!! I love, love, love the mismatched, vintage plates! The plates are so beautiful; like a table art gallery!! I could survive the Nascar racing, the screaming, the pie tainted curtains, but no wine – ARGH!!!! There’s not been one family gathering that I haven’t survived without wine! Sorry folks, but if you knew my family you would recommend a big ol’ bottle of JD!! But I love ’em just the same, besides I’m the nuttiest one of them all!!! A toast to my family – cheers!

  2. Nancy says:

    Thanks for sharing your beautiful “before” pictures with us…you are so lucky to have a family that enjoys being together on holidays..I envy you for that…glad you had a “perfect” day…

  3. Emma says:

    I am immediately Pinning those white pumpkins and mismatched vintage plates. Love, love, love.

  4. Rose campion says:

    Was the pie in the curtains one of the four true pies?

    Your family thanksgiving sounds like the one my family always have. Which is why my husband and myself have started a new tradition of going out for thanksgiving at a restaurant by ourselves.

  5. Dana says:

    Beautiful, Karen! i love Thanksgiving as well, but wish it was a bit cooler here (Florida) to make it seem a bit more holidayish. We have had Thanksgivings where we write what we are thankful for on the white tablecloth, eat too much turkey, drink too much wine and then take photos in the front yard trying to hula hoop. The neighbors thought it was entertaining. Geez.

  6. Jules says:

    Love every little detail…of course! Glad you had a great day- would like to see the barf plate please …:)

  7. Karen this was beautiful! Hope it was a great Thanksgiving for you- I can’t get over your beautiful table!

  8. Tracy says:

    I was buying the “perfect day” bit until you said you forgot to buy wine.

    But seriously, those pics are gorgeous! Nice job!

  9. emily says:

    I just love those pumpkins. The rest sounds like pure hell!

  10. Sue says:

    Wow! Sounds just like home! The electric car was charged for the grandikids, till one fell off… The chicken coop was cleaned out and four eggs ready for finding were placed strategically… Till one got dropped! The turkey was done an hour early…the 8 veggies an hour late and the grandson with the broken jaw who couldn’t eat anything… Ate the most! That was all after the son-in-law from Toronto came in and just about cried because there was no full crusted apple pie… Just lemon merigue, apple caramel crumble, and pumpkin! I made one in between the turkey and the veggies… Hate to see a grown man cry! Happy Thanksgiving Karen!

    • Nicole says:

      Sue, I didn’t know you were supposed to have an egg hunt at Thanksgiving too! Now we have to tell the kids about the Thanksgiving bunny? Or is it the Great Pumpkin… Hmmm. My turkey was also cooked too early and my vegetables too late. Apple caramel crumble, hmmmm! Sounds yummy!

      Karen, I’m so doing your garbage bag idea!!! Love it. And I made a lousy pumpkin pie with canned stuff and a store bought crust, so I bought some pie pumpkins to make the real McCoy with your recipe (still using the store bought crust, though, because otherwise there’s too much cussing when I make my own dough…It’s not very good karma dough.

  11. Rebecca says:

    Beautiful display. I’m coming to Thanksgiving dinner next year!

  12. BTLover2 says:

    So beautiful!

  13. Robyn says:

    Yes, absolutely picture perfect until the guests arrive! Isn’t it great that they all go home though?

  14. brie says:

    fantastic! our thanksgiving abroad went to plan as well – except that most people in attendance were completely confused by the whole ‘giving thanks’ bit…

  15. Jen says:

    All looks lovely….I especially love the fall wreath hung on the coop. Wonder if it concerned the chickens to smell turkey cooking all day? Maybe they gave you some extra eggs that day…:)

  16. Julie shinnick says:

    want to see the plate you gave your nephew…….awwwwww we don’t have thanksgiving here, just christmas nightmares

  17. Lucy says:

    I come from a BIG family, so barfing and race cars and cranberry sauce “accidents” and gravy on the rug/in the hair/on the walls/in the drawers are traditional parts of any family get together. We seem to be missing the Russian lit discussions, though. We’re more into Beavus and Butthead. Too bad all those people had to intrude on your magazine-worthy party setup. Up next — pilgrims in all their US historical glory!!!!

  18. Phoenix says:

    I have been reading your blog for some time and it is the first thing I do every morning before my day starts. Here in sunny South Africa (Cape Town) we do not celebrate Thanksgiving. Very boring lot down here, but I am definately going to borrow some ideas from you for Christmas dinner. Very much like your table runners.
    Thanx for keeping me entertained, giving me a laugh each morning and inspiring me to be as weird as I can possibly be.

  19. Dina says:

    Simply beautiful.

  20. Marti says:

    You know putting that wheat/grain wreath on the chicken coop could be construed as taunting your birds. You are taunting your beloved Cheez Whiz? Really???

    Seriously, love the mis-match on the china plates. Particularly love those red ones.

    I thought I saw what appeared to be paint splash marks on some of the white pumpkins. DIY white pumpkins? (COOL!)

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