The Grape Peeler. What Is It and How to Use One.

Have one of these grape peelers in your utensil drawer?  Maybe you don’t even know that it’s a grape peeler.  Here’s what it looks like and how to actually use this genius little tool.



I know, it looks like some sort of manicure tool.  But it is in fact for grapes.  Young raisins.



How to Use a Grape Peeler.

  1. Hold grape between your thumb and forefinger.

2. Slip the tip of the wire end of the peeler under the skin of the grape.

3. Swirl the peeler around the grape until all the skin is loosened.

4. Pop the grape out.

Now you’re ready for some pretty fancy grape stuff.  I’m not sure what exactly, but anytime the skin is removed from a food you don’t expect it to be removed from it’s automatically categorized as fancy food.

This grape peeler cost $100 in a roundabout way.
I went to my local kitchen store to get a few Christmas presents.  A french butter dish for myself to be exact.   I paid for the butter dish, and as I was leaving I noticed the grape peeler by the cash register.  Feeling around in my pockets I realized I didn’t have  any cash money to pay for the 0.99 ¢ thing.  I didn’t feel right about using a bank card to make a $1 purchase, so I mades a mental note to come back for the grape peeler when I had some cash.

Being true to my mental word I returned to the store to buy it.  I walked directly to the cash, placed my fingers on the peeler and then it happened.  A flash of a kaleidoscope of colours and then everything goes blank.

On December 19th, 2010, I got sucked into the kitchen store vortex.

Those who saw me that day say he I no longer in control of myself.  My body was a complete blur as I flew from rack to rack grabbing every fun thing in sight.  From what I hear from the locals, at one point I even barked like a dog.  I wouldn’t know.  I don’t remember.

It wasn’t until I returned home and woke from a nap that I realized I’d  also bought a kitchy measuring cup, an ice cube tray in the shape of dentures, a set of magnets based on iPhone icons, a coffee mug, a fancy orange flavoured chocolate, another ice cube tray in the shape of a skull and crossbones, and a cast iron mortar and pestle.  And the peeler.

The $100 grape peeler.  Also available on Amazon in a new and improved style.

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  1. Amy in StL says:

    I was totally going to guess a kiwi peeler. But I may be biased since I have two kiwis in my fruit cube on my desk and have discovered that the plastic utensils I’ve lifted from the cafeteria are inadequate at best.

  2. Amy Schmucker says:

    I am soo stealing Holy snapping Duck Shit. LOVE THAT.

  3. Jeanne says:

    You can also use it to scrape out the insides of a pumpkin at Halloween, or the innards of a gourd to make into a bird house. Scrape paint off old shutters……..a million uses;a true find!
    I think you should definitely keep that BF. The two of you are one of a kind.

  4. Jan says:

    My first thought: God, please don’t give it to my gynecologist (though I think he already has one). I know, inappropraite comment…

  5. Shauna says:

    Well that’s an odd tool, but clearly it is worth the $100!! The fellow is a wise shopper!

  6. Matthew says:

    This would have come in handy when I was a kid and had to peel a bowl full of grapes for a haunted house. Why? To have a bowl full of eyeballs of course (it was dark so you couldn’t tell what they really were.)

  7. Hilarious. It happens to us all, right?

    If your ears are burning this morning, it’s because I’m talking about you. :-)

    • Karen says:

      Thanks Lauren! That was quite a spread you did on me and my site. Are you sure I said/wrote all those things. You’d think I’d remember writing about a “Death by sparkle”. :) ~ karen!

  8. Tickled red says:

    Bwaha!! He’s my kind of fella, been there done that myself. Have fun peeling all of those grapes :)

  9. julie says:

    The angle of the photos made it seem [to me, at least] that this tool was about 16″ long. Thus when you explained its purpose I thought to myself “well, it must be to peel some very dangerous grapes at such a distance.”

  10. Michelle says:

    I stumbled on your site a few days ago and had to subscribe. You are so funny and I love your posts. A similar shopping experience almost happened to me when I went to a health food store at Xmas time and they had all these hilarious but functional products by a company called Fred & Friends. Do a search for them on Amazon and you will find Gin & Titonic Ice cube trays (you get ice cubes in the shap of the Titanic and icebergs) and nesting doll measuring cups and an Eiffel Tower Toast Stamper….I really had to show restraint…have a great day!

    • Karen says:

      Hi Michelle ~ Thanks for visiting my website! I’m familiar with Fred products! In fact there’s a few in the house right now! Something leads me to believe the ice cube tray might even be Fred! I’ll have to check. ~ karen!

  11. Ema says:


    I understand . . . I went to the dollar store to buy a $2 adapter. Made the mistake of taking a great-nephew and great-niece along for the ride. Adapter ended up costing $25!

  12. Ann says:

    A grape peeler, who knew?! Now you realize you can get a post out of each and every thing the good man bought, right? I look forward to reading them!

  13. Who peels grapes? I was going to guess an avocado scooper. Maybe you can get multiple uses out of it to really get your money’s worth.

  14. Dotti says:

    Oh, I am SOOO with Jennifer! We have to see the ice cube trays – especially the dentures. For some reason, many of my purchases at kitchen and art supply stores (and home depot) always seem to be in the same price range. Thanks.

  15. sue says:

    I am forwarding this to my daughter. The running joke at our house is when we want to be pampered and waited on, we say, peel me a grape.

    I was going to guess that it was an ancient tool, used to scrape the sweat off gladiators…which is very gross, but something that was done in Rome, way back. Also, I think grape peeling was popular then, too.

  16. The grape peeler would also make an awesome pottery tool. So you could make your own bowl, carve it decoratively with the thingamabob and use the bowl to put the grapes in. It’s a multi-purpose thingamabob – and for only a dollar. Your bf is a talented shopper!

  17. Lori @ Studio Waterstone says:

    My 21 year old son does the same thing!!! I think it’s like a woman being in a kitchen store, but on steroids. That was hilarious. A grape peeler? REally???

  18. pve says:

    Please peel me a grape and if ya can’t stand the heat in the kitchen, well then lie down and peel me a grape….ha ha.
    We have a kitchen store that is like the Bermuda triangle, I cannot go near without getting pulled right into that spot.
    Bring on the palm fronds, I am feeling faint.

  19. Amie says:

    Holy snapping duck shit. That is the most ridiculous gadget I have ever seen!

  20. Sarah says:

    Oh, I thought it was one of those gadgets you use to peel avocados or something… not that I’d know, since I’ve never eaten one. Heh. Do peeled grapes taste any better?

  21. Kate S says:

    I was totally going to go with tonsil remover if it was a little sharper (this is actually what they look like, or so I’m told).

  22. Pam'a says:

    Well I’ll be. I thought it was a butter shaver for sure.

  23. Bella says:

    Grape peeler? Whoever thought of it is either a genius or has way too much time on his hands.
    Really when do you need a naked grape?

    • Karen says:

      Bella – I don’t know about you but whenever “Sven” feeds me my grapes I always insist that they’re peeled. ~ karen

    • Michelle says:

      Oh – I actually have an answer to this. My brother’s birthday is in October, and one year he had a Halloween themed birthday party complete with a haunted house in our basement.
      My mom made all sorts of stuff that the kids had to feel – cold spaghetti was brains, etc. Anyways, she spent hours peeling grapes by hand as they look a bit like eyeballs when strategically placed in haunted houses. :) I’m pretty sure this tool would have come in handy.

  24. Jennifer says:

    In a million years I’d not have guessed grape peeler. But it does make a convincing Captain Hook … hook. Please show us the ice cube trays in the near future. Please?

  25. Connor says:

    Oh dear. Yeah, I avoid Sur La Table when I’m broke for this exact reason.

    Actually, I just avoid stores. This happens to me everywhere.
    So, a grape peeler. Worth it? Because I can’t see me putting in the effort to peel a perfectly edible grape. Does it make the grape-eating experience substantially better? Or is there another use for peeled grapes that I can’t think of? Jam, maybe?

    And denture ice-cubes? Really? Ew.

    • Karen says:

      Connor – The grape peeler is ridiculous. But at the same time, incredibly fun to own. My bf understood this fact and it’s what got him into trouble. My 75 year old mother had her friends over for drinks a few weeks ago and borrowed my denture ice cube tray along with my Crystal Skull Vodka for the event. ~ karen

    • Nancy says:

      sounds almost like an ambien adventure

    • Shauna says:

      My child, who doesn’t like ‘skin’ on any type of fruit, would probably love this. I would suffer from not knowing what to do with the skin because I hate wasting things and would probably just eat the skin like I eat the skin from the apples I have to peel. I may have to buy this gadget;) thanks.

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