Before we get to the menu I thought I’d let you know about my new ads. I’ve switched to a new ad network. An ad network is a place somewhere far, far away that supplies my site with advertisements so I don’t have to run around knocking on the CEO of Toyota or Mercedes door. Ditto for the folks at Activia. Who has time for all that knocking?
The ad network is completely different from the last one I used so it’s gonna take a week or so to get all the crinkles ironed out. I need to figure out ad placement, and make sure none of the ads pop up and scream at you in the face. To run video or to not run video. That sort of thing. For the past 24 hours for instance I have had a weird diaper ad that mysteriously appears right over my mailbox post. It’s not supposed to be there, I don’t want it there, but no matter how hard I try to wish it away … it remains. Is it O.K. to call a diaper ad a wiener-face? Seems wrong for some reason, but nonetheless true. Oftentimes the truth, harsh though it may be, is still the truth.
O.K. So there you go … there will be a few bumps along the way, I trust the 3 of you that read my weekly menu will pass the information along to everyone else.
Meh. I just felt like saying Penis.
See you all on Monday!