There will be no post today. Not one written by me anyway. It’s all in your hands now.
I currently have a small army of antique toy soldiers stabbing their bayonettes into my left eyeball while they jump furiously up and down. They have cleats on their shoes. More specifically what they seem to be attacking is that long tendony type thing that holds your eyeball in your head.
I’m thinking of cutting it off. At this point if I could I’d probably chew it off.
So, the entertainment value of today’s post is going to be left up to all of you.
I don’t care how you do it or what you say, but the comment section today is now your chance to shine and entertain everyone else who reads this site.
You could tell a joke or a story or an anecdote. Maybe you have a highly entertaining story about how one can painlessly pluck one’s eyeball out of one’s head.
I know you have it in you, I’ve read your comments.
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to smash my skull open with a meat tenderizer and eat my own brain.
omg. Maybe I don’t have a migraine. Maybe I’m a zombie.