I knew you’d be back here after I told you I was giving away a KitchenAid mixer which I bought with my own money. From me to you.
I know how these contests work, people come from far and wide to enter for their chance to win something. They don’t want to read a post, they don’t want to hear funny stories, they don’t want to endure a bunch of words from some idiot they don’t read on a regular basis.
THEY WANT THE GIVEAWAY.
I get that.
I want to tell you a fantastically interesting story about how I put too much sugar in my coffee this morning and it tasted really gross. Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, it isn’t so much a fantastically interesting story as a pretty solidly boring one. Luckily for you it’s also a short story. Put too much sugar in my coffee. Tasted gross. Had to make another one. The end.
See, now that’s just the sort of gripping blog post entry you can expect from The Art of Doing Stuff if you’re new around these parts. If you really *are* new around here read my Start Here page. It’ll give you an idea of what you’re getting yourself into including the time I dressed up like a spider and briefly dated Idris Elba (separately of course).
As a thank you to all my dedicated readers, as a welcome to all my new ones and in an unapologetic attempt to get new Twitter, Instagram and Facebook mentions, I’m giving away this classic KitchenAid stand mixer. (which I own and love, it’s what I use to make my pizza dough) I also want you to take a look at my new SHOP page and remember it when the time comes that you need to buy something.
You have 5 ways to win, all of which I’ve made ridiculously easy.
You can do some, all, or none of the below. But if you do none of them you won’t be entered to win the KitchenAid which makes your time here today fruitless. Unless of course you’re actually eating a piece of fruit right now.
The only mandatory entry for you is to visit my shop and pick out your favourite item. Come back here, leave a comment telling me what it is and you’re entered.
If you want MORE chances to win you can click to win, tweet to win, share on Facebook to win, or follow on Instagram to win.
The contest closes Wednesday, March 30th at midnight. Winner is picked at random from all the entries and announced on Friday, April 1st. Which is April Fools Day. But this contest isn’t a joke.
Sorry. This contest is now closed to entries.