If you were hoping to read about what I did this week you’re out of luck. Although I am going to *tell* you about what I did this week. Are you confused? Bah, you’re just drunk.
First off, allow me to announce that I am very, very disappointed that I am all out of snacking foods again. This hasn’t happened since the great grocery store scare of April the Covidteenth. I finally caved and went to the grocery store near the end of the month when I hit rock bottom and started snacking on frozen peas.
Thankfully I am now comfortable going to the grocery store because everyone in there wears a mask and I’ve accepted that my salty snack addiction is simply stronger than my will to live apparently.
I’m doing things differently today! I couldn’t be bothered to write a post. That’s it. I said it. I couldn’t be bothered – although at this moment that seems like a very misleading statement considering you are now reading this which means I have written it – because it’s a long weekend in Canada!
Because it’s the long weekend I’m doing some long weekend type things. Like avoiding folding laundry and making a general mess. I had planned to NOT write a post this weekend so I could 100% relax and not work. Then I thought … but jeez … I’ve got some kind of fun stuff going on right now, and it’s a pretty typical long weekend night so I’d like to show everyone what’s going on around here.
But I don’t want to write a post.
But I want to keep you up to date on the very important things in my life like what I’m having for dinner and which structural element in my house is weird and bothers me. You know, the kind of thing that’s CRUCIAL information for Internet friends.
So I decided to make a video. And apparently write a post as well. Therefore putting my work load at not only 100% but in fact, 200% of what I had planned. I’m not very good at doing what I tell myself to do and I’m even worse at not working. I tend to think it’s because I don’t have the love of a goat in my life.
Please enjoy this video tour of my night here in Ontario, Canada on a typical Saturday, summer long weekend in my house.
I feel like I need to update you on what’s happened since I shot the video. I have since put on my pajamas (red plaid bottoms and a red tee shirt from Gus’s Fried Chicken in Memphis and socks.) Again. Crucial Internet friends information.
Have a good weekend (again)!