Marshmallow Salad. The Salad That Sounds Like an April Fools’ Joke.

It seems very, very wrong to call this concoction a salad, but history in my family dictates that’s its name.  Marshmallow Salad. Similar to ambrosia but served with the meal not as a dessert.  SO weird, but it’s our tradition. 

I know it’s April Fools Day but a salad made out of mini marshmallows and canned fruit only seems like a joke.

For as long as that mushy thing in my skull  can remember, my family has served Marshmallow Salad at holiday dinners.  Marshmallow salad is also known as Ambrosia.  On occasion we’d call it Sour Cream Salad.  Truth is, we really never knew what to call it, other than an embarrassment.

We’re not the fanciest people on earth, but we’re fancy enough to know anything that includes marshmallows should at least be served as a dessert.  You see, for some reason we never serve Ambrosia as a dessert.  We served it as a side dish.  There it sits on the table, right beside the perfectly respectable green beans and mashed potatoes; a big bowl of marshmallows, fruit and coconut winking, “Here I am, in all my tacky glory.  Caught ya lookin’!”.

If marshmallow salad were a dinner guest, she’d be the sparkly, hooker-with-a heart-of-gold that your Uncle Nick brings to Easter dinner every year. An embarrassing, loud, colourfully dressed dish that you can’t help but love.

Plus it’s sort of understood you don’t talk about either one of them in public.

I’m not sure when it happened, but I’ve taken over the Marshmallow/Sour cream/Ambrosia Salad tradition.  It is now my job to smuggle it out of the house under the cover of ageing Tupperware, to all of our holiday dinners.   If the neighbours ask, I lie and tell them it’s something a little more respectable than marshmallow salad.  Like a 3 bean salad.  Or a shrunken head.

The good news is, this dish now officially has a name in our house.  One year it was dubbed White Trash Salad.   The name stuck.  And quickly.  Like Crazy glue to a hard hat.  Or sparkles to a stripper.

Here’s to strippers, hookers, marshmallows and not caring what other people do or think.  Here’s to … white trash salad!

Marshmallow Salad

 

10 oz. Can of Mandarin Oranges (drained very well)

 

 

14 oz. Can of Crushed Pineapple (drained very well)

 

 

 

1 cup Sour Cream

1/3 cup Maraschino Cherries (cut in half)

1/4 cup Sweetened Coconut

3 cups Mini Marshmallows (use the coloured ones for added trash)

Add all the ingredients to a bowl.

Like this.  Then fold everything together.  Cover it up and let set in fridge overnight.

Told ya the coloured marshmallows gave it that added zip.

And I vow here and now, on this very day not to hide the White Trash Salad anymore.  I just don’t have the energy.   I will carry it with my head held high to every family dinner we have.

Because it’s tradition, because it now has a really cool name and most importantly … because I like it.   And even though they may not admit it publicly, so does everyone else.

Marshmallow Salad (also known as White Trash Salad)

This is in no way a salad. Not even close. 
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Course: Dessert, Salad
Cuisine: American
Prep Time: 10 minutes
Servings: 15 people
Calories: 97kcal
Author: Karen

Ingredients

  • 1 10 oz can mandarin oranges drained very well
  • 1 14 oz can crushed pineapple drained very well
  • 1 cup sour cream
  • 1/3 cup maraschino cherries cut in half
  • 1/4 cup sweetened shredded coconut
  • 3 cups mini marshmallows

Instructions

  • Add all the ingredients to a bowl and fold together.
  • Cover with plastic and let set in the fridge overnight.

Nutrition

Calories: 97kcal | Carbohydrates: 9g | Fat: 3g | Saturated Fat: 2g | Cholesterol: 7mg | Sodium: 24mg | Potassium: 26mg | Sugar: 6g | Vitamin A: 95IU | Vitamin C: 0.2mg | Calcium: 17mg | Iron: 0.1mg

If you’re looking for another dish to horrify your guests with (until they try them) whip up these bacon wraps made from bacon, condensed milk, dijon, cheese and bread. You would NEVER those ingredients would make up anything even close to delicious but they’re a favourite of everyone who’s tried them.

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