Sparkle Plenty, a spray on chandelier cleaner that I tried a few years ago, is amazing in two ways. It works amazingly well and it’s priced amazingly high. Here’s how to make your own crystal chandelier cleaning for $1.85.
Blue is the most loved colour around the world. Blue! Even among women in Thailand. Women everywhere as a matter of fact. That’s right. The favoured colour among the majority of women in the world is not pink or purple or polkadotsparkle. It’s blue.
The colour of life’s essential elements – the water, the sky, and the Windex.
I’ve always owned at least one crystal chandelier and dreaded cleaning it so much I just didn’t. A crystal chandelier loses a bit of its charm when it’s covered in grease and cat hair unless you’re one of those avant garde types.
So months, sometimes years, after I should have, I’d take the chandelier apart and wash all the crystals by hand with Windex. Sometimes I’d put all the chandelier crystals into the the dishwasher to clean them.
There had to be a better (easier, less annoying) way.
I’d known about spray cleaning chandeliers for years but never bought the stuff for fear it would be money wasted. But for the sake of this blog and science I went out and stole some from my local hardware store.
I created a diversion by pointing at 1 of the 15 men in the hardware store wearing a plaid shirt and a beard, and yelled OH MY GOD IT’S BOB VILA.
30 seconds later he was being mobbed for selfies and I was strolling out with a bottle of Sparkle Plenty stuffed in my socks. Stealing household cleaners is a rite of passage every person should experience once.
Once I got home I tried it, it worked and I got to work deciphering what exactly Sparkle Plenty was made out of.
All you do is spray the cleaner on your chandelier (a lot … you have to spray so much that it’s actually dripping off your chandelier) and the dirt drips away.
Repeat until the water dripping off of the chandelier is clear.
Sparkle Plenty smelled like Windex so that’s where my research started; figuring out what Windex is made of.
After an hour or so I had formulated a recipe for a DIY chandelier cleaner that would cost a fraction of what the Sparkle Plenty would have cost had I paid for it.
Sparkle Plenty is around $12 for a 32 ounce bottle. This DIY version will cost $1.85 for the same amount.
DIY Spray Chandelier Cleaner
Most cleaning products are made up of distilled water and a bunch of other stuff. Often either ammonia or isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol).
After checking the MSDS and online ingredients of Sparkle Plenty I discovered the main ingredient is distilled water. The reason for that is distilled water will evaporate without leaving any mineral spots on the crystals. See? Everything is better once it’s distilled. Just ask barley or rye.
Because I had both things on hand, I mixed a concoction of 1 part rubbing alcohol with 3 parts DISTILLED water.
I took my homemade chandelier cleaner over to the other half of my chandelier and started spraying just like I did with the Sparkle Plenty. The results were exactly the same as far as I could tell.
The one difference I noticed is that the Sparkle Plenty seemed to have something in it to make it a tiny bit thicker. It didn’t drip off quite as quickly as my homemade chandelier cleaner. Something that made it almost a bit glycerin-like, but I don’t think it actually contains glycerin.
Point is, drip dry chandelier cleaner works whether it’s store bought (stolen) or made.
How to Spray Clean Your Crystal Chandelier
- Cover the floor or table underneath the chandelier with towels.
- Turn off the light.
- Cover the lightbulbs and sockets with plastic so the spray doesn’t get in them.
- Spray the chandelier continuously until the drips coming off of it are clear. Not gucky.
Cleaning a Really Dirty Chandelier
If your chandelier is a total disaster, like the one in my kitchen that was covered in 10 years of french fry grease, then you’re gonna have to hand clean your chandelier by spraying a microfibre cloth or glove with chandelier cleaner or warm soapy water or Windex and rubbing each crystal clean.
Sorry. That’s just the way it is and you’re going to have to suck it up, but I’m sure you can because you’re tough, you’re resilient, you’re part of the super-cool chandelier cleaning gang.
Once you do that horrible job one time, you’ll be able to maintain your chandelier by just spraying it with a chandelier cleaner. I’d say maybe 3 or 4 times a year.
The choice is yours. Store bought or homemade with Isopropyl Alcohol. They both work. The store bought cleaner will cost you $12-$15 for 32 ounces. The homemade cleaner will cost you $1.85 for the same amount. A 32 ounce bottle will last for several chandelier cleanings.
Spray On Crystal Chandelier Cleaner.
Materials
- rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol)
- distilled water
Instructions
- Mix 1 part rubbing alcohol with 3 parts distilled water in a spray bottle.
- Cover the floor or table underneath the chandelier with towels.
- Turn off the light.
- Cover the lightbulbs and sockets with plastic so the spray doesn't get in them.
- Spray the chandelier continuously until the drips coming off of it are clear. Not gucky.
Notes
- If your chandelier is *really* dirty and greasy you'll have to clean it by hand first using a microfibre cloth and soap and water (or Windex).
- Then you can maintain your chandelier with this spray on, drip off cleaner.
The smell will transport you back to another rite of passage in your life. Sitting in a chair at the mall, while the most qualified of all medical professionals, a teenage girl working in a junk jewellery store, wipes your earlobes with a cotton ball soaked in rubbing alcohol before piercing your lobes with a rusty old hole punch she grabbed from her pencil case.
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And I trust this will also clean the grease and gunk off of my milkglass kitchen globes without having to stand on a ladder to unscrew all six of them…. That’s a win. Still don’t have a chandelier, but might contemplate one now that I can make this spray!
It will! But as with the chandelier you’re gonna have to suck it up and clean them by hand one more time before you start using chandelier cleaner if you’ve got an abundance of grease and gunk, lol. ~ karen!
Wow! that is a BIG chandelier! I’m glad I don’t have to clean it too. Because of the current situation, I haven’t seen isopropyl alcohol in a long time. I’m (for now) saving mine to add to my foaming soap dispenser as a substitute for commercial hand sanitizer. I cleaned my small chandelier in the past with just water and a few drops of Dawn and let it drip dry. It worked but I think this would work better. Thanks for the tip.
Surely you meant 91% Isopropyl Alcohol, and NOT ‘rubbing’ alcohol which has oil added and is only ~70% ??
Brilliant!
Yes I make my own window cleaner too. Have for years. I find a couple drops of laundry bluing added to it made the glass shine and with no spots.
Bought this house & it has a nice chandelier (don’t mind it all, I feel like a high class lady), but it has plastic amber hanging thingies. Do you think this solution will harm them & metal?
I actually have no idea, lol. I have a hunch it would be fine but I’d just do a test with one crystal. ~ karen!
I didn’t see a mention of denture cleaner. If you remove the crystals from the fixture, soak them in water and effervescent denture cleaner (like Polident). Once the water has turned clear, you have beautifully clean crystals with no residue. Dry and rehang.
What if this home made cleaner gets on the metal parts that the crystals hang from? Will it damage it or change the color?
Did you actually steal the bottle of cleaner? That is retail theft for which you could be prosecuted. Is it worth it? Further, shoplifting makes us all pay more due to the store’s loses.
I’m pretty certain she was just kidding!😉
That is a formula all over the internet. The below comment is comical.. this works I made a gallon for under 1.49
I stumbed on this and just lost a serious amount of time reading all the entries. You all crack me up!! I will now go try the chandelier recipe and see how it goes. If you hear from Bob Villa, please send him over, I have a whole lot of renos he could help me with😀
It worked, thank you for this wonderful article. I did exactly you said . to make thihgs easy , biught a fertilizer spray used for plants, pumped it wit pressure, spraying beacme easy and effective.
ISo propyl is not that easy to buy, but got hold of some ( electronic grade ) mixed in ratio 2.5:1.
conclusion it looks much better than before but 50% if i do with hands.
Excellent. You’ve reminded me I need to do my chandelier. ~ karen!
Oh, how I love a good read in the morning! The feeling of joy and smiles comes to mind.
Another tip for a chandelier that is a big mess is to unhook the crystals and stick them in the dishwasher. That’s what I did with mine! It used to belong to my grandmother and had went through a house fire. The crystals were covered in soot and they came out perfect! (I put the crystals in the utensil baskets with the top down. And if your chandelier is very elaborate be sure to snap a pic of it first!)
Careful using alcohol or the like on the teapots if they are hand painted (not glazed) on the outside at all. The paint will melt off. I have a Snoopy cookie jar that has silver & red painted on top of the glaze, and my Mom (trying to be helpful) sprayed it with Windex, and….you can guess why that area is not only clear white glaze.
I am officially asking for a Snoopy cookie jar for Christmas.
Our mid-century modern home came with a fabulous chandelier that was coated in 50 years of nicotine. Testament to the world of modern medicine that the previous owner managed to live that long. No amount of hand scrubbing in hot soapy water could clean it. Until I found my husbands motorcycle parts cleaner and it cleaned those crystals into sparkly brightness with zero effort on my part. I think the name was something manly – like Purple power – and, well, the container was emptied on my project and the evidence destroyed. Smile. Our chandelier looks better than the motorcycle!
My favorite color is blue. It’s so calming. I wonder if this would work on car windows. It may be too messy inside the car. I have all the ingredients so I’m gonna find out, lol. If it’s a fail I can still use it on my chandelier.
So, on the topic of cleaning…..why do the top shelves in my (sliding door) closet get so dusty? Actually, any clothes not worn in some time get dust on shoulders. Where does it come from – the doors are almost always closed????? Trying to find some travel supplies I think I inhaled about a quart of ancient dust…….and found an old hat. Dusty hat.
Dust is teeny. It gets through every little hole. And your clothes themselves make dust…every time you get something out of the closet, or put something in, you are creating dust. (insert dust to dust comment/joke here)
Karen, the alcohol in the cleaner sounds good. However. I’m an ammonia fan and I use it to clean just about any filmy/greasy formerly shiny thing.
A big bonus with ammonia is that it also shines most metals. I see that the little metal clips holding the crystals up are still dark after using alcohol cleaner. If you use about 2-4 tblsp ammonia (depending on the grease level) to a litre of distilled water (make the solution very warm), I bet you a green egg laying chicken that it will work better!
I have managed apartment buildings for 20 years and have learned a few great cleaning tips.
Extra tip: Soak that heavily greasy metal screen under your stove hood in 50/50 ammonia/water .. 10 minutes and a little go-over with a small brush .. ta da! sparkling clean!
I could go on. Really, an amazing grease cutter with no residue and it’s environmentally friendly. And cheap, even without sticky fingers.
By the way, in my daredevil youth, I pierced my own ears with a darning needle poked through into a raw potato. I used alcohol for the needle. :-)
I have ammonia and rarely use it. I should read the label….
OMG! You totally took me back to the mall where I got my ears pierced. Then one earhole grew back in, and my mom repoked it with a large darning needle!!! And then I promptly passed out on the bathroom floor! Probably why I don’t have any other piercings… okay – there’s other reasons, but you get it…
Such a simple fix…now if I only had a chandie or two. Of course I don’t count my chandelier earrings, but it might do the trick there too.
So speaking of cleaning years of greasy, fur covered guck from things…can you give tips on that next? I collect teapots, and also have a cat. My teapots are atop my kitchen cabinets, so naturally they all have a lovely film of grease, dust and ick on them. Is there an easy cleaning and degreasing fix for them other than taking them down one by one (about 20 of them ugh) and washing by hand??? I await your answer with baited coffee breath.
Kelli, try straight rubbing alcohol. I use it on my stainless stove hood. The dusty grease comes right off!
BUT, you will have to take them down and do it by hand. I don’t think spraying them will do anything.
I say use that cleaner with the hose that Pat mentioned.
Of course, cleaning up the kitchen after that might be more trouble than pulling down and cleaning each teapot! :-)
Genius!
(Now all I need is a chandelier…I love yours!)
There is a twist in your brain that is joyfully funny. Bob Vila in a hardware store, too good.
If this works I will love you forever. (I already like you a lot, so there’s that). I have a Swarovski chandelier with 649 crystals. I know that because it takes me hours to clean each and every one while wearing my gloves and I’ve counted them. By the end my neck, shoulders and arms are seized, but I can’t stop looking up because it’s so beautiful. I go through this a couple of times a year. If I can spray it I promise I will do it more often. I had heard that these things don’t work, but I’m trusting you on this one Karen. As soon as the weather gets back to normal (there’s SNOW here in Victoria and the whole city has ground to a halt), I will hit the hardware store!
Hi Jasmine, I am curious if the solution worked for you?
Years ago a coworker gave me this window cleaner:
1 gallon distilled water, pour out 16 oz .
Add 2 Tbs Prell shampoo and 16oz Isopropyl Alcohol.
I’m not sure any old shampoo works; I found Prell at a dollar store or Walmart, I don’t remember.
This makes me want a chandelier just so I can clean it. It used to be my job when I was a kid- I always expected I would damage the fasteners on the end of the crystal string. I loooove that sparkle plenty actually works- when a product does what it says it will, I’m usually happy to buy it but I just can’t resist a DIY sub. And when they work just as well as store bought, I feel like I’m sticking it to the man.
I feel a great deal of satisfaction when I have a cleaning hack for something that is a pain in the butt, like cleaning windows. I do mine inside and out several times a year and it makes you look like a cleaning superstar (I’m far from it) because others rarely do it. Clean chandeliers would have the same effect.
Wish I could put your cleaner to use maybe I’ll find something else it works for.
Your husband?
Ha! I had my own experience with Windex yesterday, but not so good one.
I needed to find a spray bottle (to spray a plant). I had a few spray bottles in the past and they all stopped working after a while. But I usually save empty bottles from whatever that comes in a spray bottle, like Windex etc. So I fished out an old Windex bottle from the basement and because there was about half a teaspoon of Windex still left in it, I sprayed it on my kitchen window (right above the sink) that always gets splashed on a lot, and a living room window that has traces of my dog’s nose art. I rubbed the windows with a paper towel and to my horror, it resulted in a thick fog like film coating the window pane. Then I tried vinegar to get the film off – it helped only a tiny bit, but not a lot. It took two more applications of another cleaner (one of those ‘green’ cleaners) to get it completely off.
Old Windex no good?
love that you call it your dog’s “nose art”! I’ve never heard anyone else use that phrase. My dad used to say that about all the prints left on his car windows. thanks for that memory!
The post I’ve been waiting eleven years for! I have lots of “antique white painted metal flower petals” on mine so hopefully it won’t rust before drying. I really don’t care, though. The rust would cover the dust. Gee, they are very similar words! Lesson learned: Life is either dusty or rusty. LOL
Well I will try that as the cleaner I bought at the lighting store is useless ! I have never seen sparkle plenty ..I have used the old school method and I have two chandeliers ..
This is such a timely post! I just bought 5 sets of glass doorknobs at the flea market yesterday, for a project. I wasn’t looking forward to polishing my new, old knobs, so I will try this before I waste my elbow grease on them. Thanks Karen!
Oh my gosh! I’m so excited too meet someone else who gets giddy over products that actually do what they say they do! I feel a it’s a life changing event whatever the actual product is. Fire sine reason, my friends and family find this amusing…
Great post as always, though I agree with Robert. There are no giant chandeliers in my future. They are beautiful but I prefer to visit and let someone else have the responsibility for cleaning!
How to date oneself. In my youth Sparkle Plenty was the beautiful baby daughter of B.O. Plenty and Gravel Gertie in the old Dick Tracy comic strip……. certainly not just a mixture of distilled water and isopropyl alcohol dripping from a chandelier.
LOL. I did not know that. ~ karen!
You beat me to it; I was going to say that!
Well done sticky fingers!! Now I can buy that chandelier in confidence knowing I’ll be able to clean it!
Bob Vila and This Old House! Classic! There is always a home made version of stuff out there like that famous toilet spray so your poop smells pretty. Made that for Christmas gifts. And that window cleaner that you attach to your hose so you don’t need to go up a ladder for top windows, made it. I am a “Karen” follower who has learned from the guru that there is always a way to make your own stuff! Thanks for all the inspiration.
Hey Pat, would you have the link to or the recipe for that window cleaner you attach to a garden hose? Where do you get a bottle like that, that you can attach to a hose?
I have a couple windows that I can only reach by ladder, this would be a helpful DIY.
Cindy
Hi Cindy,
I am overseas right now and have the link on my computer back home. Sorry. Try googling some variations on the theme. I used the old bottle from the store purchased product I had used up. Now I am thinking about what I will use if that one fails. Wish I could be more help.
Pat
To Cindy,
P.s. After reading Cathy’s comment with shampoo, water and isopropyl rings a bell but use dish detergent instead. Something like that. Cannot recall any ratio.
Thanks, Pat. I will google it and see if I find something similar to what you’ve described.
I need that recipe too!
you guys are killing me, I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time, could be the mood I’m in or maybe it’s the wine, but that Christmas gift idea had me falling down laughing, so was the reference to the smell reminiscent of the ear piercer at the Mall.
You guys should be writing comedy.
My aunt taught me another trick about this. To catch the drips, hang an umbrella upside down underneath the chandelier.
Several times over the years I have seen helpful household hints telling us to use an upside-down umbrella hung from the middle of the chandelier, to catch the drips. I was hoping to see is that really worked! Thanks for the new cleanser recipe! Will it also work on pimples, as demonstrated in “My Big Fat Greek Wedding”? ; )
Tusconpatty to get rid of zits dot a small amount of a baking soda based toothpaste (Arm and Hammer) over your zit. Zit disappears overnight.
Where I used to live, there were roaches, Windex kills roaches on the spot. Now, where I live, I have great big flies, big shit flies, the worst kind. Windex is also very effective. I bet if you got a big sprayer full of Windex or Dawn with distilled water, your chandelier would be awesome. I don’t like bleach. If Windex or Dawn doesn’t do it, it doesn’t get done. Well, I have to include Oxyclean, it’s pretty great also. Ok, Ok, I have isopropyl alcohol that is 70% or 99%, do you have a preference?
I heard about that Windex trick from Terminix. When this gent came to do his quarterly spraying he said that If I sprayed windex around the doors and thresholds no bugs would enter. Now getting back to the chandeliers, not all chandeliers are crystal. I have a huge acrylic chandelier that looks like crystal. Do you think I could use an alcohol spray on it? I sure don’t want to ruin it. It cost me a bundle.
Try some straight alcohol on 1/4 of one “crystal”. If it survives, doesn’t get foggy or weird, you’ll know, you’re in like Flynn.
Hmmm… I wonder if that would work on other glass things, like this tricky window with bird poo on it? Guess not…
Who’s Bob Vila?
Also totally convinced me of never owning a YUGE chandelier since someone has to clean it up and 3 to 4 times a year seems to much to even consider it
Who’s Bob Vila? You just lost your internet license my friend. haha Let me help… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Vila
Does not ring any bells on my cyber, televised or bibliophile corners
We now need to know on what continent Mark lives and how old (approximately) he is. I can’t believe it has actually been that long since I watched Bob Vila! Loved This Old House!
Oops, not Mark – Robert!!
I’m a 23 years old from a little town in Mexico who spent about the first 10 years of my life watching whatever home improvement related international TV show I could get including cooking shows and infomercials and that man does not sound familiar to me in the slightest
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Old_House. Wikipedia says it began as a 13 part series in 1979 (no wonder you don’t know it, you young whippersnapper) ; ). (I recently turned 64 years old!) but it is still ongoing in its umpteenth iteration! It was and is shown on PBS stations and you would probably love watching it, in all its glory.
Oh my gosh. I can’t believe that is somebody reading Karen’s blog who doesn’t know who Bob Vila is.
There is an even better link – I dare you to click it!
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Bob+Vila
I think he might BE Bob Villa! Robert = Bob? It would not surprise me if he was a fan of Karen.
I’m a professional chandelier cleaner, thousands in 21 years.
Unless you’re chandeliers are where the windows or doors are open all the time, or close to the stove ONCE a year if you want, but a good cleaning should last two or more years.
Spray drip and dry cleaners. I’ve used them all and have not found ONE that works as advertised. The dirt and grime just doesn’t drip off sparkling clean
Karen, your posts are always so apropos!
I just bought an antique chandelier… And I am so looking forward to hanging it. Maybe you have some ideas and info about hanging light fixtures?
Cheers,
Kristin