Sparkle Plenty, a spray on chandelier cleaner that I tried a few years ago, is amazing in two ways. It works amazingly well and it's priced amazingly high. Here's how to make your own crystal chandelier cleaning for $1.85.
Blue is the most loved colour around the world. Blue! Even among women in Thailand. Women everywhere as a matter of fact. That's right. The favoured colour among the majority of women in the world is not pink or purple or polkadotsparkle. It's blue.
The colour of life's essential elements - the water, the sky, and the Windex.
I've always owned at least one crystal chandelier and dreaded cleaning it so much I just didn't. A crystal chandelier loses a bit of its charm when it's covered in grease and cat hair unless you're one of those avant garde types.
So months, sometimes years, after I should have, I'd take the chandelier apart and wash all the crystals by hand with Windex. Sometimes I'd put all the chandelier crystals into the the dishwasher to clean them.
There had to be a better (easier, less annoying) way.
I'd known about spray cleaning chandeliers for years but never bought the stuff for fear it would be money wasted. But for the sake of this blog and science I went out and stole some from my local hardware store.
I created a diversion by pointing at 1 of the 15 men in the hardware store wearing a plaid shirt and a beard, and yelled OH MY GOD IT'S BOB VILA.
30 seconds later he was being mobbed for selfies and I was strolling out with a bottle of Sparkle Plenty stuffed in my socks. Stealing household cleaners is a rite of passage every person should experience once.
Once I got home I tried it, it worked and I got to work deciphering what exactly Sparkle Plenty was made out of.
All you do is spray the cleaner on your chandelier (a lot ... you have to spray so much that it's actually dripping off your chandelier) and the dirt drips away.
Repeat until the water dripping off of the chandelier is clear.
Sparkle Plenty smelled like Windex so that's where my research started; figuring out what Windex is made of.
After an hour or so I had formulated a recipe for a DIY chandelier cleaner that would cost a fraction of what the Sparkle Plenty would have cost had I paid for it.
Sparkle Plenty is around $12 for a 32 ounce bottle. This DIY version will cost $1.85 for the same amount.
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DIY Spray Chandelier Cleaner
Most cleaning products are made up of distilled water and a bunch of other stuff. Often either ammonia or isopropyl alcohol (rubbing alcohol).
After checking the MSDS and online ingredients of Sparkle Plenty I discovered the main ingredient is distilled water. The reason for that is distilled water will evaporate without leaving any mineral spots on the crystals. See? Everything is better once it's distilled. Just ask barley or rye.
Because I had both things on hand, I mixed a concoction of 1 part rubbing alcohol with 3 parts DISTILLED water.
I took my homemade chandelier cleaner over to the other half of my chandelier and started spraying just like I did with the Sparkle Plenty. The results were exactly the same as far as I could tell.
The one difference I noticed is that the Sparkle Plenty seemed to have something in it to make it a tiny bit thicker. It didn't drip off quite as quickly as my homemade chandelier cleaner. Something that made it almost a bit glycerin-like, but I don't think it actually contains glycerin.
Point is, drip dry chandelier cleaner works whether it's store bought (stolen) or made.
How to Spray Clean Your Crystal Chandelier
- Cover the floor or table underneath the chandelier with towels.
- Turn off the light.
- Cover the lightbulbs and sockets with plastic so the spray doesn't get in them.
- Spray the chandelier continuously until the drips coming off of it are clear. Not gucky.
Cleaning a Really Dirty Chandelier
If your chandelier is a total disaster, like the one in my kitchen that was covered in 10 years of french fry grease, then you're gonna have to hand clean your chandelier by spraying a microfibre cloth or glove with chandelier cleaner or warm soapy water or Windex and rubbing each crystal clean.
Sorry. That's just the way it is and you're going to have to suck it up, but I'm sure you can because you're tough, you're resilient, you're part of the super-cool chandelier cleaning gang.
Once you do that horrible job one time, you'll be able to maintain your chandelier by just spraying it with a chandelier cleaner. I'd say maybe 3 or 4 times a year.
The choice is yours. Store bought or homemade with Isopropyl Alcohol. They both work. The store bought cleaner will cost you $12-$15 for 32 ounces. The homemade cleaner will cost you $1.85 for the same amount. A 32 ounce bottle will last for several chandelier cleanings.
Spray On Crystal Chandelier Cleaner.
Materials
- rubbing alcohol (isopropyl alcohol)
- distilled water
Instructions
- Mix 1 part rubbing alcohol with 3 parts distilled water in a spray bottle.
- Cover the floor or table underneath the chandelier with towels.
- Turn off the light.
- Cover the lightbulbs and sockets with plastic so the spray doesn't get in them.
- Spray the chandelier continuously until the drips coming off of it are clear. Not gucky.
Notes
- If your chandelier is *really* dirty and greasy you'll have to clean it by hand first using a microfibre cloth and soap and water (or Windex).
- Then you can maintain your chandelier with this spray on, drip off cleaner.
The smell will transport you back to another rite of passage in your life. Sitting in a chair at the mall, while the most qualified of all medical professionals, a teenage girl working in a junk jewellery store, wipes your earlobes with a cotton ball soaked in rubbing alcohol before piercing your lobes with a rusty old hole punch she grabbed from her pencil case.
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I will try your homemade product. That said; I can tell you think it was funny, cute and clever to announce you stole the product from that store. First God said stealing is wrong. He cared so much for that - that He carved it in stone. Two-IF you would have been caught that day; you would have been arrested. Wait in handcuffs in front of all those 'Bob Villas'...that you again thought was such a clever 'trick'. You would have some kind of record. You put yourself out in public and try to TELL others to 'TRY to Steal'''...Shame on you. How wrong can you get? It is folks just like you who are now ruining America.
The part about stealing was probably a jock. Lighten up sunshine.
Well, don't joke about stealing! Young folks take it seriously. Bad misinformation.
I cleaned ours after a very long time and the dirty was eeewww! Found it easier to spray paper towel with the isopropyl/water mix and wrap the crystal strands in it. Then I saturated the paper towel again while rubbing each strand. Left it for a good hour coming back to spray while waiting. I found it got most of the dirty off it much easier. Then I sprayed it again once I got the paper towel off and let it drip.
I have a chandelier hanging in a 20-foot foyer the crystals are hanging down on Long strings if you touch them they swing and get entangled with each other I have tried all kinds of cleaners nothing works to get the dust off of the top also if you don't if you use regular tap water the water dries and creates clouding like on a shower door
I don’t have a crystal chandelier so I don’t know why I felt I had to read this post, but, wonder of wonders, I could relate! Back in the olden days, when I was a college freshwoman living in the dorm, I felt the need to have pierced ears. This was before shopping mall piercing was available, so being a wannabe DIYer, I searched my room for tools. I could only find a large safety pin and a pink eberhard eraser. The only alcohol in the room was in my stomach. But I did pierce each lobe, it was my last DIY project !