Fermented Pickles. The Ultimate Guide to Kosher Dills.

 I need you to put your Laura Ingalls bonnet on now because you’re going to learn how to make old fashioned fermented dill pickles in a crock.  

Only a person of very suspicious character would want to eat just one pickle.  The same kind of person who only eats one cookie.  Or one potato chip.  Or who walks around their house laughing diabolically for no reason while wearing kittens as slippers. And if those pickles are fermented pickles? Well then that person is just plain demented.

Kosher dills. Sighhhhhhh.

Regular dill pickles are O.K., but I was raised on Kosher dills and to me that’s what a dill pickle should taste like.  

What’s a Kosher Dill?

• Kosher dills are fermented pickles that are made sour or half-sour naturally.  They aren’t necessarily kosher in the Jewish dietary sense.  They’re named Kosher Dills because they’re the style of pickle that you would get at a good Jewish deli.

• Vinegar is what’s normally used to get the sour flavour in regular dill pickles, but kosher pickles are fermented in just water with some seasonings. You combine salt, dill, water and pickling cucumbers in a crock and let them sit at room temperature for a few weeks. Some people add garlic.

• Homemade kosher dills that haven’t been processed are FULL of probiotics. Once you process them though, you lose those probiotics so consider that when you’re deciding whether to process them or not.

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I tried fermenting pickles when I first moved into my house about 15 years ago and I can tell you I have never been so excited to rot something. O.K., fermenting isn’t really rotting something, but it sounds more fun. More daring. Less hippie, more badass.

I have no idea where I got my original fermenting pickles recipe but I’m pretty sure it must have been off of a salt box, because after waiting patiently for 5 weeks for my pickles to ferment, what I ended up with were soft squishes of pickle made up of 1% cucumber and 99% salt. They were the dead sea pickles.

I now know how to fix pickles that are too salty (you can read about how to do that here) but at the time all I could do was throw the salty mushballs out.

I now make my pickles according to the directions from Sandor Katz in his book called Wild Fermentation: A Do-It-Yourself Guide to Cultural Manipulation (DIY). It’s the book I used to create my own yeast for sourdough starter. Since it is dedicated to all things fermented and the sourdough starter worked out, I figured the fine folks who wrote it would have a pretty good handle on the fermented Kosher dill. Plus the author’s last name is Katz.

And I was right. These are GREAT pickles.

If you don’t grow your own pickling cucumbers make sure the cucumbers you’re buying from the market or grocery store are specifically “pickling cucumbers”. 

What the hell is a pickling cucumber?

Pickling cucumbers are shorter and fatter than regular cucumbers. Plus they’re bred to be more firm which helps give a nice crunch to your pickles.

THE DILL

For your dill flavour in these pickles you can use any type of dill you can get your hands on. Fresh dill, dill seeds, dill heads, dried dill (as a last resort). But chances are if you can get your hands on pickling cucumbers, you can also get your hands on fresh dill or dried dill seeds.

The book. If you’re gonna buy a book about making kosher dills, you wanna go with someone with a last name like Katz. Or Steinberg. Or Greenbaum. Or anything that sounds like they’d have a good grasp on challah, latkes or brisket. Jews make the best pickles. It’s not cultural stereotyping if it’s the truth and something to be jealous of.

But mushy, ucky, icky! Homemade pickles are always soft and gross.

Yeah. Sometimes. But there are some workarounds that’ll help keep your pickles crisp.

How to get crunchy pickles

• Soak them in ice cold water for a few of hours before processing them.
• Add a handful of leaves that have tannins to the brine: Grape leaves, Oak leaves or horseradish leaves are all good choices and high in tannins.*
• Cut the *blossom* end off of the pickle. The blossom end (it will be the more narrow end) contains an enzyme that causes pickles to soften when they ferment.
• Add calcium chloride to your brine. Ball’s Pickle Crisp and Mrs. Wages are commercial calcium chloride product made for pickles.
• Low temperature pasteurization (video below) is a processing method that uses low temperatures for a longer period. This method helps keep your pickles as crunchy as possible.

*If you cut the blossom end off of your pickles there’s no need to add tannins to the brine.

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There are a lot of really beautiful, contemporary crocks for sale right now with the popularity of fermentation, but I like the classic, old fashioned looking crock for doing pickles.

This is all there is in terms of seasoning. Salt and dill. Optional things to add are  peppercorns and garlic.

Layer everything in your crock.

That’s a horseradish leaf on top. Cover the pickles with water that has the salt dissolved in it.

Admire the beauty that is the fledgling kosher dill.

Make sure all of the cucumbers are beneath the surface of the brine by weighing them down with something. I just used a few sandwich plates stacked on top of each other but you can buy pickle weights for crocks on Amazon.

Then you wait. After just one day my pickles were starting to ferment. You can see the bubbles.

After 3-4 weeks (depending on the temperature in your house) your pickles will be fully fermented. To test them pick 1 pickle and cut a slice off of it every few days to taste, starting after a couple of weeks.

The pickles are ready when they taste good and are translucent throughout.

You can see how clear the fully fermented pickle on the left is compared to a fresh cucumber on the right.

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After reading Wild Fermentation I’ve figured out that what I made years ago must have been “full sour” pickles. That means they have a lot more salt in the recipe which makes them last longer. This type of recipe would have been popular back in the olden days when refrigerators weren’t around to keep pickles from going bad. So they used salt to preserve them.

Speaking of preserving them, fermented pickles will last for months and months in the fridge. If I’m being honest I don’t even refrigerate them but I don’t recommend you do that because I don’t want you to get sick and die. And then sue me.

One way to be 100% sure about your fermented dills lasting a long time on the shelf is to process them, but processing pickles involves boiling them in a water bath for 10 – 15 minutes (depending on the size of the jar) which will reduce them to mush no matter how many blossom ends you cut off or leaves you added.

You have another option though. It’s that low temperature pasteurization I mentioned earlier.

Low Temperature Pasteurization

This will help your pickles stay crispy even after processing. Because you’re processing for a longer time at a lower temperature they better retain their crunch.

You simply add 1/4 cup of vinegar to every 8 cups of water for your original brine mixture then follow these instructions.

• Fill a canning pot with water and heat it to between 180 F and 185 F.*
• Bring the pickle brine to a boil and let boil for 5 minutes.
• Pour brine into hot jars to within 1/2″ from the top of the jar.
• Wipe the top of the jar so it’s dry and clean.
• Add a sealer and ring to the jar.
• Process the pickles for 30 minutes in the low temperature water bath.

*the temperature MUST remain within this range.  I find using a a Sous Vide stick is the easiest way to accomplish this without any stress.

The recipe I used from Wild Fermentation is for a a Half-Sour which calls for a brine that is around 5% salt, as opposed to the full sour which would call for around 10% salt or even more.

Mazel Tov!

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