It takes a certain kind of someone to want to grow the world’s largest anything. Potato, Leek, Carrot, Zucchini … Just last year the 90 year old record for the World’s Largest Red Cabbage was broken by David Thomas who grew a 51.1 pound red cabbage. It beat out the long standing record of a comparably pathetic 42 pound cabbage, also grown by a man. As it turns out, most of the people who want to grow absurdly large vegetables are men. I think we all know why.
If you search the Internet you’ll find a photo of David, a resident of Cornwall, England, proudly lounging languidly behind his cabbage, his face and left shoulder the only parts of his body that are visible. I’m sure this saucy little image is considered quite sexy within the big vegetable crowd. Need more incentive to spend 4 months growing a big potato? It’s common knowledge that the only profession searched more often than lawyer on Match.com is Competitive Vegetable Grower.
My own father used to search out the biggest of everything in the grocery store. Instead of coming home with a bag of beets he’d come home with one beet accompanied by its own sun and moon.
Today’s recipe for classic sweet & tart Red Cabbage came from my very own homegrown red cabbage. My own very small, non award winning, Guinness Book of World Record losing, red cabbage.
I think anyone with any sort of European background has had a scoop of red cabbage brighten up their dinner plate during the holidays, but a few years ago I started bringing this holiday favourite out of the “only for special occasions” repertoire.
Why?
Because I like it. And because it’s stupid fast and easy to make.
All it takes is one or two perfectly normal sized cabbages, some vinegar and sugar and about 1 hour. I use a knife to shred the cabbage. Honestly? It’s easier than dragging out and cleaning a food processor.
You can add apples too. I like apples.
Shred the cabbage with a knife, slice the apples, chop an onion and you’re almost done. The ingredients are simmered for about 40 minutes and that’s all there is to it.
The best part of this is that this red cabbage recipe freezes PERFECTLY. I make a batch every fall, put it in individual sized containers and stack them in the freezer (because my freezer is now actually perfectly organized and yours can be too.) Red cabbage goes well with pretty much everything but I especially like it with roast chicken, turkey or anything pork. Not a giant pork. Just you know, regular sized pork.
Classic Red Cabbage Recipe
- 3 Tablespoons butter
- 2 apples
- 1 medium onion, diced
- 1 regular sized red cabbage, shredded (enough to make 8 cups)
- 1 cup water
- ½ cup red wine vinegar
- ⅓ cup + 2 Tablespoons white sugar (less if you want it less sweet)
- 1 teaspoon salt
- ⅛ teaspoon pepper
- 1 bay leaf
- Prep your ingredients so they're ready to go.
- In a large saucepan over medium, melt the butter.
- Add in the sliced apples and onion, cooking until soft.
- Add remaining ingredients and heat to boiling.
- Cover and simmer 40 minutes.
- Discard bay leaf and transfer to serving bowl or individual containers for freezing.
I don’t think I’ll be growing a giant, fair worthy vegetable anytime soon, but I do think that if I were to ever join Match.com, before I lied about my height, weight, age or education, I’d lie about being a wildly successful competitive vegetable grower.
Well you’ve already converted me to Kale (the garlic/oil/lemon recipe) – which I now love (only prepared one way of course); shall have to try your red cabbage recipe. 🙂
PS: You shall never convert me to coriander.
Ohhhh! That post script feels like a dare!
Coriander (Aus). Never became an acquired taste…..maybe you could change that. I know lots of us don’t like it. It’s one of those 50/50 foods. 🙂 “Dare”…me… 🙂
Coriander or cilantro? I used to HATE cilantro but weirdly acquired a taste for it. ~ karen!
me too – now I love it
I think giant vegetables are stupid! But I love all kinds of vegetables, and your cabbage recipe is great!
MJ
You freeze cabbage? Really? I really like cabbage, although I am not sold (yet) on freezing it. This I shall have to try.
Yes, ditto! I freeze everything in meal sized containers because I’m single and cooking every night gets boring. Now I can have cabbage with my frozen meals!
Freezes perfectly ~ karen!
I like little vegetables but like the sounds of this especially the part about freezing well (and the bit about adding sugar – I just did some other bedtime reading – a Julia Child Mastering recipe for carrots where you add sugar to the water you boil them in and later butter and whipping cream and I closed the book with a smile on my face) … then I read this – BIG SMILE … veggies and sugar! WhoOt
Your attention to size is interesting (disturbing?)! Copied this recipe but will prob never make it. Cannot think of one person in this family that would eat it but me. Sigh….
Thanks anyway. As usual the photos are great. (Copied them too)!
🙂 Thanks Ev. ~ karen!
Cabbage – even if it is pink and has glitter – no thank you!
Boarding school cured me of that – they used to cook it until it was grey and the whole hostel reeked of stinky sock cabbage smell.
Yeah I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like sock cabbage either. ~ karen!
I sometimes add a splash of gin. Or juniper berries if I don’t want to waste gin.
Braised red cabbage is my favorite winter vegetable dish. It was and is always on the holiday table.
Aside from the apples, my mom also puts in raisins or dried apricots (cut up), and, of course, a bay leaf =D
Instead of sugar I use red Marmelade or jelly, almost better with homemade Orange Marmelade
Will have to try your recipe. I bet your red cabbage taste better than that man’s, probably old tasting. 😉
So of course the first thing I did was Google “David Thomas world’s largest cabbage”. I was not disappointed.
HA!
Re google images. I’ll say his giant pumpkins are also spectacular.
And… did you see this guy? “Peter Glazebrook is apparently world champion for his giant potato, carrot, cauliflower etc.
Oh now I know what I’m making Sunday! I was going to die country ribs and sauerkraut because I love it. But I love sweet and sour cabbage even more! A friend was visiting from out west and making it for her mom who was in hospice care. She asked me for raisins to add but all I had was dried cranberries. It. Was. Fabulous. Try it. You’ll like it 😎
Make! I was going to MAKE…damn autocorrect…
I had a hunch you meant make. Or something similar to that anyway. 😉 ~ karen!
LOVE this great purple cabbage plant and how easy it would be to pick the small purple bowling balls from a tomato plant’s tiny stems! You have a magical garden, indeed! It surely is your happy place!
Most of the time it is. When I’m fighting cabbage moths and ants, it is not. ~ karen!
I’ve never had this, only ever seen it in the movie A Christmas Story…. I need to try it, I love cabbage.
Best best BEST way to cook is to fry down shredded cabbage in bacon fat tho… mmmmmMMMmmmmm
And TOTALLY off subject, I was whining that at the beginning of September my louffa vines, although beautiful, insect free, and at least 30 feet long, still hadn’t produced one gourd… BOOM! Bid fat dingle dangles hanging off the trellis! Like they exploded overnight!
Perfect! I was worried you weren’t going to get any. Once they go, they GO. ~ karen!
We’ll have to try this recipe to go with fried pork cutlets and warm German potato salad! I never knew that I liked cabbage like this until my husband brought home a jar of pickled red cabbage last year. Delicious. 🙂
You are too funny. And I needed a laugh this morning. Actually Mr. Thomas is not a bad looking guy, but I really think you could do a further riff on this very manly art of growing….or apparently shopping for…the very large vegetable. When I googled David Thomas and the Very Large Cabbage, which I thought might bring up a children’s book, I noticed lots of violent, manly references to smashing records and the length and size of things. He now seems to have grown a 124.08 pound cabbage. Also, Mr. Thomas, who seems, over the years of competition, to be gathering girth, although it could just be muscle, along with his cabbages, commented, at some length, in response to the male announcer about his very long trip in from Cornwall and told anyone, most likely any man, interested in this competitive sport to just keep trying and enjoy themselves. Not bad advice at all.
When I helped care for children many moons ago, the kitchen ladies used to make the children cabbage soup, I was appalled by the thought and smell on those days. Then one day tried the soup and by golly gee it was terrific. Now I really like cabbage in most forms, cooked, raw, pickled, etc. Thanks for the recipe Karen, will definitely consider trying.
Our family recipe comes by way of my Oma. Red cabbage, sugar, vinegar, water, pepper. And garlic, my addition. Add some thickening, and schmekt gut!
Karen: this sounds great! I’ll try it if for nothing other than the entertainment value for my family. I love cabbage and it does not return the favor. Also, just a heads up for your web-guru, the text for “Print” on the recipe print button looks like it is set to be white on white or grey on white and or possibly grey. It works out to being a mystery button until you mouse over or press it. They can get all java on it and fix it in nothing flat, I’m sure.
Thanks Catherine! Hmm. It’s a plugin and I rooted around a bit in the editor for it and in the 17,000 files couldn’t find the script for the print background colour. I’ll look into it a bit more tonight. :/ Thanks for letting me know! ~ karen!
Yeah..we know why…I love red cabbage.
My cabbages are little too. But, oh so cute. I love slicing into a cabbage and seeing the insides. I am constantly amazed at the patterns in Nature.
Oooh, sweet and sour red cabbage is a favourite fall dish of ours, especially when served with some local German sausage. But thanks for the tip about freezing it. Who knew?
Now how about showing some love for the humble but oh-so-nutritious beet? Sweet and sour beets are a de rigeur offering at our Thanksgiving and Christmas meals, and lots of other times
as well. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Cooked cabbage is a go-to at my house when I’ve been in the dirt all day and can’t stand the thought of cooking a meal for five people. Add potatoes, smoked sausage, some yummy mustard, rye bread with butter if I’m lucky, and dinner is served.
That sounds like cooking a meal to me! Do you add caraway seeds? ~ karen!
Ha! It would be cereal or bread and cheese if it were just me.
Sometimes caraway, usually a bay leaf, always onions and apples.
Sounds good to me but I can head my son complaining about the smell now! lol
sweet and sour smells NOTHING like cabbage! I cooked up a batch just yesterday, and it smells dee-lish!
Karen, sorry I’m a day late. Did you use a specific type of apple? Granny Smith maybe? Thanks!
I just used whatever I had in my fridge. 🙂 I believe it was a Macintosh, but yes Granny Smith would be great. ~ karen!
I’m wondering if this recipe would take to a long, lazy afternoon in a crock pot. I don’t see why not. Also, I have a dim memory of another cabbage delicacy I made long ago– I believe it was sauteed somehow, but then finished with sour cream. Heavenly! I could be coerced into digging out the actual recipe, but I’m sure it’s floating out in the ether, too.
I’m sure it’d be great done in a crock pot! ~ karen