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    THE CHRISTIE ANTIQUE SHOW & SALE 2016

    June 5, 2016 by Karen 126 Comments

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    I guess you probably don't know what it's like to almost kill someone  but I do. I mean, obviously, I do, I'm sure you assumed that about me the first time we met.  I pretty much ooze lethal in the same way a hand grenade does.  Or a Long Island Iced Tea.

    Lemme tell you how it all happened.  My sisters and I loaded into an SUV at 8 o'clock last Saturday morning to head to the Christie Antique Show and Sale where I assumed I probably wouldn't be almost killing anyone.   We do it every year, head out to Christie's.  Sometimes it's both sisters, sometimes it's one sister and Betty, sometimes it's both sisters and Betty.  Always it's an exercise in patience, thirst, lust and hunger.  So like sexy time, but way more fulfilling because half way through you get to eat French Fries.

    Betty didn't come this year because of the temperature. It hit around 37 degrees on Saturday which sounds cold if you're American but for everyone else, it's sounds like maybe I'm describing the oven temperature for baking cookies.  37 degrees celsius is around 98 degrees fahrenheit.

    The show is always filled with hundreds of things you didn't know you needed.

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    ... came, she saw, she bought.  She also sweated.

    doors picnic buoys wall-boxes free-shade

    Luckily someone was offering free shade.

     

    pincushion breadboard tophat lion's-head recliner peace-and-love chairs urns

    Thousands.  These two iron urns were thousands and thousands of dollars.

    bed warner-brothers-sign

    Christie's is the place to go for things you didn't know you needed, know existed, or didn't think you'd ever find.

    boxes scale tryke fan-and-flowers creepy-dolls doll-machines vignette-2 ladder girl water-bottles

    Did I mention the heat?  It was SO hot that both sisters and I were crawling along the ground in search of water when we came across this disgusting, filth riddled trash can.  ALL three of us stared at it and exclaimed WATER!!!!  No, we didn't notice the filth, or the garbage or the fact that all the bottles were empty and smeared with ketchup.  All we saw was glorious water.

    It was a rare antiquing moisture mirage.

    truck

     

    Around noon we decided it was time to break for lunch.  That would be the famous French Fry break.

    fries

    My favourite part of Chip truck fries is the wood fork which I had no idea you could buy.

     

    This is the moment I came close to taking my own sister's life.

    Standing in line to order our food, Pink Tool Belt asked me what I was getting.  I said "Fries.",  paused a little, then repeated "Always Fries".  And that simple phrase was the weapon that almost killed Fish Pedicure.  At the same moment I said "Always Fries", she was taking a drink of water and laughed at the same time.

    At that point a series of events ensued that would involve choking, laughing, a weird donkey sound,  and a most unfortunate incident involving bodily fluid.

    I should point out that the Christie Antique Show and Sale is quite a crowded event and the lines for the food trucks are the most congested area in the show.  We're all packed in there desperate for a quick meal so we can get back out into the trenches and find that thing we don't need but have to have.

    Just after my sister inhaled her water, but before the donkey sound, the man in line next to us, turned to look at what the commotion was at the exact moment she did a good old fashioned spit take.  I can still see the entire event as it played out in slow motion.  His hand raised up to shield himself, his eyes wide with fear, my other sister jumped aside covering her mouth, but neither one of them moving faster than Fish Pedicure's spray of spit and water.

    She spit taked a stranger.  A real spit take. The kind you'd learn in an improv class.  Or by studying a particularly bad episode of Saved by the Bell.

    She continued choking, laughing, coughing and apologizing for the next several minutes as everyone around her looked for napkins to wipe off the spittle.

    Would you like to save this stuff?

    We'll email you this post, so you can refer to it later.

    And THAT is how I discovered I could use humour as a weapon.  And a cooling off device when timed perfectly.

     

    Empire-chandelier

    This is the exact style of chandelier I'm searching for, for my house makeover.  It's am Empire chandelier.  But I would prefer one that doesn't measure 4 feet from top to bottom.

     

    hooded-fur

    Yeah, I mightta tried it on and walked around telling people I wore it to the show while they stared at me through a sweat tears dripping off their eyebrows.

     

    metal-farm-animals vignette painting rugs chicken clocks flag plates sun christmas-stuff my-bed

    Oh I'm sorry, BACK UP.  BACK THE HELL UP.

    Recognize that bed?

    No?

    How 'bout now?

    my-bed-2

    Yup.  Sold it off my front porch for $20 or $25.  At the show for $95.  I'm just glad it's off my porch.  But there's something very strange about seeing something of yours, days after owning it for sale at an antique show.

    pilot dolls beige cabinet dishes vintage-inspired-cottage sled corning jadeite mountie

    Somebody bought this.  They bought the massive mountie!  I saw it in the big pick up area as we were leaving.

    berry-baskets Louis-Vuitton dip-dyed

    And that's it.

    Somewhere in the pictures from today's post are the things I bought at the sale.  Feel free to take a guess.  I bought 4 things. Not including the french fries.  Always french fries.

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

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    1. Jan in Waterdown

      September 03, 2016 at 4:37 pm

      Hey K! I haven't been to Christie in a loooong time but have the fall one (next Sat.!) marked on my calendar. However, I've read some horror stories about the traffic! Getting there from Waterdown is usually pretty straightforward but I'm thinking that might not be the brightest choice on my part. Any thoughts? Looking on a map, I'm guessing you go west along #8 then north on Middletown? How does that work out for you? I think there's a construction closure on #8 coming into Greensville from Dundas. Maybe I should consider a northern loop. Unless you have buckets o' $$ and hire a chopper!

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    2. Melissa Keyser

      July 01, 2016 at 5:52 pm

      AHHHH all that Pyrex!!! Is it as ridiculously expensive in Canada as it is here in California?

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    3. Kelli

      June 19, 2016 at 1:20 pm

      Never quite grasped the concept of the metric system but learned awhile back that 28C = 82F, so anything above that must be rather toasty. :)

      LOVE those 'love' chairs, so cute!

      Reply
    4. Stefani

      June 17, 2016 at 7:25 pm

      I would have bought that happy orange sun to put on my shed.

      Reply
    5. Merrilee

      June 12, 2016 at 7:46 pm

      Well this is ridiculous. But I can't stop myself from playing along! My guesses: round pizza/bread board, wooden box with lid, stuffed beaver (or whatever that creature is behind the ladder!), and the British flag. Oddly looking forward to see what you actually got!

      Reply
      • Karen

        June 13, 2016 at 12:26 am

        Friday, Merrilee! You'll find out Friday. :) ~ karen! (I know it's stupid, but everybody likes a guessing game)

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    6. Julie

      June 11, 2016 at 9:45 pm

      You totally bought the chicken…I want those "peace" and "love" chairs!

      Reply
    7. Darcy

      June 09, 2016 at 9:53 pm

      I don't know how your picked just four things!!! So many "needs". Lol. I do however have that nativity set kind of hiding in the one pic. I'm was my grandmother's. Love the photos. Thanks!!!!

      Reply
    8. Heather (mtl)

      June 09, 2016 at 8:57 pm

      Great pics, but I can imagine the heat. When I was in Texas, we hit 126F in front of the stage. Funny thing: my hair never looked better. I Guess I was too hot to sweat.
      I figure you picked up the ladder, the wooden divider tray, the toboggan and, hopefully, the SHE letters. Too many cool things, but my! were the prices uppity.
      Having my garage sale this Sat - I'm NOT selling my precious trinkets, but I have amassed 4 carts (you know those used to get groceries etc) FULL of stuff. How did I have that much crap?!
      I can't join you on your summer project, but I am de-cluttering as per you, Karen :)

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    9. Heather

      June 09, 2016 at 12:45 am

      1.ladder
      2. Chicken
      3. Wooden peel or wooden bread bowls
      4. Hanging scale

      I'm seriously bringing a big ole Alberta pickup in 2017. Road trip!!!

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    10. Cindy McMahan

      June 08, 2016 at 9:37 pm

      The chicken, a rolling pin, SHE letters, one of those tins made into a doll, and a wooden bin wall hanging thing. I'm saying you bought five things.

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