Get ready to spend your money on one of the rarest products in the world … one that DOES what it says it’s going to do! The at home LED Nail lamp actually works!
At the end of my forearms I have been blessed with the delicate bone structure of a sparrow. Two very elegant, ladylike wrists.
They’re the kind of wrists you might see in a faux diamond bracelet commercial or being spritzed with floral and candy notes in a Mariah Carey perfume ad.
Protruding from those wrists are two blobs of man hands. The kind you might see splashing on Old Spice or breaking the neck of a Wildebeest.
They are the stubby, square palmed, short fingered hands of a doer. As long as that doing isn’t performing intricate surgery, hand modelling or competitive thumb wrestling. (Although my nub thumb has great strength, it always loses in the finals due to its limited reach.)
I can deal with having man hands; they’ve served me well holding up to the daily DIY punishment I put them through. What I can’t deal with is doing my nails only to have them look like a wreck a day later. Even THOUGH if my nails are grown and done my hands look one trillion times better. They look almost … well, not like a woman’s hands but at least better than regular man hands.
Once I do my nails my hands are elevated from barbarian to “B” level Drag Queen (“A” levels like Ru Paul would chop their hands off before they got on a stage with my stumpy digits.)
So I do my nails. Precisely 3 hours later my hands look as though I have indeed snapped the neck of a Wildebeest and then repeatedly filed the tops of my nails with its broken teeth.
What’s a man handed girl to do? Sit around and wait for someone to give you an LED Nail lamp for Christmas. That’s what.
Because you don’t want to spend the money on this kind of thing without knowing whether it really works or whether it’s just some plastic piece of snake oil junk.
An LED Nail light is just a plastic box with a bunch of tiny UV LED lights inside and a reflector on the bottom. How could this possibly work?
At home LED nail lamps work.
And they work really well. I’m stunned.
My sister bought me one for Christmas this year along with the stuff you need to go with it. (Shellac or Gel nail polish, Shellac remover and 99% Rubbing Alcohol) I tried it on Boxing Day not expecting very much but …
After 2 weeks my nails still looked perfect!
Here’s how it works and what it costs.
1 LED/UV nail lamp —————————————– $27 US
Shellac or Gel polish for use with LED nail lamp
– Base coat —————————————————- $15 US
– Colour (I used Black Pool) —————————— $15 US
– Top coat —————————————————— $15 US
Shellac/Gel polish Remover —————————— $ 5 US
Isopropyl Alcohol 99% (Rubbing Alcohol) ————- $ 4 US
TOTAL INITIAL INVESTMENT ————————— $81 US
HOW TO APPLY POLISH WITH LED NAIL LAMP
- Gather everything you need.
2. Apply Base Coat of Shellac/Gel polish to one hand.
3. Cure polish under LED lamp for 60 seconds.
4. Repeat on other hand.
5. Apply coat of colour to one hand, being careful not to touch the cuticle (this will impede the curing process)
6. Cure polish for 60 seconds. Repeat on other hand.
7. Apply a second coat of colour and repeat curing process. (60 seconds each hand)
8. Apply top coat and repeat curing process. (60 seconds each hand)
9. When all coats are applied and cured, wipe each nail with a cotton ball soaked in 99% Isopropyl Alcohol. this remove the sticky finish that will be on your nails.
10. Your nails are now done! Completely cured and dry ready for you to do anything. No waiting for them to harden up, no worrying about “just having done your nails”. Seriously go scrub some pots or tie your shoes. Nothing’s gonna happen.
This is immediately after doing my nails with the LED lamp. Yes. Dry hands. I know.
2 weeks later this is what my nails looked like.
There’s a tiny bit of wear on the tips and of course they’ve grown out from the cuticle.
- Lay out your materials: Light, base coat, colour, top coat, orange stick, cotton balls, 99% isopropyl alcohol
- Clean hands and nails well.
- Apply base coat, cure 60 seconds
- Apply 2 coats of colour, cure 60 seconds for each coat.
- Apply top coat, cure 60 seconds
- Wipe nails with cotton ball soaked in 99% isopropyl alcohol.
How do you know how much time to leave your hands under the LED light? I tested this and found using just a 30 second cure, the polish peeled off after just a few days. 1 minute the polish lasted for 2 weeks before starting to chip and wear a bit. 2 minutes of curing didn’t seem to improve the results so 1 minute seems to be the optimal time.
Which LED Nail lamp should I buy? The lamp I use is the SUNone UV/LED Nail Lamp which can switch between 24 and 48 watts. Any that are 48 watts should be fine and work. DON’T spend a lot of money. My light sells for around $25 US on Amazon US or $35 Canadian on Amazon Canada.
Will an LED lamp work with regular nail polish? Yes and no. You have to use a gel or shellac top coat. So apply your regular polish, waiting for it to air dry between coats and then apply a gel or shellac top coat and cure. It won’t last as long as if you’re using all gel or shellac products but it’ll help extend a regular type of manicure.
How do you remove gel or shellac polish? It’s a bit of a thing. Rough up the top of your nails a bit with an emory board to break up the top coat surface. Then put a cotton ball that’s been soaked in the special gel remover. THEN wrap each fingertip in tin foil and just let it all soak in for 10-15 minutes. The polish will then be dissolved enough to come off either by rubbing with the cotton ball or by scraping it away from your nail with an orange stick.
I did NOT baby my fingernails. In the course of those 2 weeks I did everything I normally do; painted a room, scrubbed pots and pans, fixed a broken chair and … snapped the neck of a Wildebeest.
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