Sexy Valentine’s Underwear

Welcome to Valentine’s Week on The Art of Doing Stuff!

Don’t worry.  If you’re like me and don’t actually like Valentine’s Day, all of the upcoming crafts/foods/drinks can be applied to everyday life.

I’ve taken all the things that represent Valentine’s Day and will be devoting one day to each of them.  Sexy Underwear, Hearts, Roses, chocolate and my personal favourite in honour of Cupid …  a tutorial on how to properly use and maintain your Compound Crossbow.

Oh wait … I’m making that up.

I’m going to start Valentine’s Week off with, the sexy underwear tutorial!  And truth be told … sexy might be a bit of a stretch.

All you need is a printer, a computer, some underwear and transfer paper to create a unique and tasteful Valentine’s present for the love of your life.  If you do not have a love in your life this is a completely appropriate gift for your mailman, mother, favourite grocery store cashier or cat breeder.

Honestly, this is one of the funniest presents I’ve ever received. What my boyfriend gave me when he did this was a tee shirt and a pair of string bikini underwear with his face imprinted on them. He looks very angry and menacing in the picture, which he tells me was intentional. Something about warding off predators. I don’t know. I wasn’t really listening … I couldn’t hear him over my laughter.

Which is really more important to me when it comes to a Valentine’s Day present from him. A good dose of hilarity. And maybe some housecleaning.


  1. Dale says:

    Most cards and mini heart shaped candies say “Happy Valentines Day” not “Sexy Valentines Day”. So a little hilarity on February 14 is not so bad!!

  2. Gayla T says:

    This is funny underwear, not sexy. Sexy was the sheer nightgown with the nipple holes cut out. No, wait, that was the one that made him laugh hysterically because it was so not me that I was mad at him and left him in the hotel and went home to cry. He had to take a taxi home or call one of our kids to come get him and that was not going to happen. So my underwear was not sexy but funny, too. Now I’m wondering if there is such a thing as sexy underwear. Remind me to tell you the story about the fur cuffs that were not sexy either.

  3. Pati G says:

    This is AWESOME !!! I LOVE IT ! And will iron said face on hubster’s tighty-whiteys forthwith !

  4. Paula Raymond says:

    Well I must say- THIS is a FABULOUS idea!!! My husband will be wearing my face on his crotch very soon! LOL!!!

  5. marilyn says:

    in underwear and undershirts that is..just sayin

  6. marilyn says:

    did you say favorite “grocery store cashier” ? i didn’t know you cared karen..sniff sniff..i’m verklempt..i take an xlarge

  7. Ran says:


    My idea of romantic was getting the love of my life a venemous fish and writing silly ransom notes that I will be sticking all over the house leading him to said creature in the aquarium.

    I have been informed by coworkers that this is actually creepy, and not romantic…but what do they know?

  8. shirley huang says:

    I find this more hilarious than sexy!!! But I guess the importance of valentine’s day is to make each other happy, not just sexy! Thanks!!!

  9. Carol-Anne says:

    Great idea! Not for valentines day; because I hate it, but for wearing my litle dog on a t-shirt. Your hair is not ‘dorky’ in this video; I quite like it. Guess I’m dorky.

  10. jjjordan says:

    ^^^ hello typo land.

  11. jjjordan says:

    yep. BF IS SO gettin’ my face on his crotch for vaelntine’s day wheter he likes it or…ehhh. wait a minute!!! …that ios hilarity. thanks Karen! I am so presenting it THAT way. Youa re doing a service to us ALL.

  12. Shauna says:

    Great Video!!

    • Karen says:

      Shauna – Thanks! It’s actually about a year old and my hair is dorky, but other than that … yeah … it’s O.K. :) ~ karen!

  13. My cat breeder is going to LOVE this.

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