Because everyone knows the best part of Christmas is the stockings. Although I am fond of the dinner as well. And twinkle lights. And people who are moderately less miserable for a few weeks of the year.
People are 1.74% less likely to give you the finger between December 12th and the 25th so that's something to look forward to for everyone. I made that statistic up but it's based on my imagination and my imagination is usually spot on. Like that time one summer when I invented quesadillas in my imagination.
Yes, they had already been invented but I didn't know that so the only thing that made me different than the person that imagined them first was luck.
I haven't done a stocking stuffer guide in years, but I can tell you ... it was fun. I stuck with grownups and pets, but there are plenty of things that would be good for kids too as long as those kids are about 35.
What kid wouldn't want a pair of instant underpants in a tin?
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For Any Grownup
A colourful flashlight (with batteries) for every room.
Meat claws. Perfect for carrying hot cooked chickens or shredding pulled pork ...
Instant underpants. Yep. Just add water.
Leather Tissue Box Covers - 14 colours
Because no matter how many flowers or stripes they add to that cardboard tissue box, and no matter how long you take picking out the least offensive one - it's still a cardboard tissue box.
Get them here in Canada where they're all different prices depending on the colour starting at under $10.
Easily one of the most ridiculous things I've seen. It's a pot that clips to your car's air vent so you can dip your nuggets or fries.
This on the other hand is genius.
2 urinal shot glasses
Dinner Dice! Let the dice decide on dinner: BBQ, pizza, Greek, Thai, Pho etc.
Jesus saw that Christmas ornament.
Eucalyptus shower steamers.
My favourite hand moisturizer - a delicious scent of honey and orange blossom
Leatherman pocket multitool.
Digital tire gauge.
Golden Girls socks. Kindda creepy. All the characters available.
3 scrunchies with hidden pockets. A HIDDEN POCKET! A place for your money, key, etc.
The Dog House
Cactus chew toy for teeth brushing
Paw soothing balm.
Gingerbread man shaped dog cookies
LED dog collar. (Philip has one, video below)
Candy cane rope toy
Peanut butter dog cake.
Skittering bug toys. Philip loves them. (See the video below)
Cat pillows - 3 pack.
Cat lick treats. My cats LOVED these.
LED dog collar
Philip & bug
Obviously don't give this to your dog to play with if they're the type to eat it, and never unsupervised.
That's it! Hope it helped. If you're feeling holiday stress just do the easy thing and go hide. At least until the 12th.