Every so often readers send me stories of links they've found on the Internet they think I'll enjoy.
I always take a look at them. Sometimes they're funny, sometimes I love them, sometimes I think Oh my God. Do you really think I'd like that, you crazy person?
Last week I got one such email. The funny kind. Not the crazy person kind.
I beg of you. If you only click on ONE link this whole year make it this one.
It's a love story about a girl, a first date and a fart. Then come back here ...Read this Fart Story!
I'll give you a moment to blot your running nose and wipe away your tears. GET AWAY FROM THE DOOR!!!
So, that's how that went for her. It got me to thinking that I really don't have any hilarious first date stories. Or any hilarious date stories at all really. I have a LOT of hilarious first day at work stories, and even more that take place in grocery stores, but nothing about dating.
I now have a craving to hear ridiculous date stories. That's where you come in.
Have a great date story? Tell me. Tell me now. What is the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to you on a date?
Don't worry. You can divulge. I won't tell a single, solitary, soul.
Have a good weekend!