Do you, or do you not have one single hair poking out of your knee that you manage to miss every, SINGLE time you shave your legs? I think you do. I’d say at the moment mine is over half an inch long. Which, based on the growth rate of leg hair means it’s been growing for approximately a month. Shaving every other day means 15 shaves. So I have passed over this one single, solitary follicle 15 times.
And yet when I mow the lawn I hit the exact same, single rock every time.
The lawn is a mess at the moment right now by the way. It’s been so bizarrely cold nothing is growing still. The lawn is a mess, the front yard is a mess, the porch is a mess.
But the cold frame? The cold frame is lookin’ good.
Come this spring things started sprouting up. Because I wanted to keep these surprise plants alive I invested in a heat activated hinge from Lee Valley. It opens my cold frame when it hits a predetermined temperature inside (I set it to around 10 C) so the plants don’t cook. I never have to worry about running out to open the cold frame or running out to close it up. It’s all automatic.
A couple of weeks ago I took a look at the winter sowing I had done in plastic containers outside. They looked great. Everything sprouted, but I could see I was heading for disaster again. If I left the lids on by accident on a warm day the plants would all fry. That’s all it would take. One day of hot weather combined with my ineptitude. A totally likely combination.
So I transplanted all of my winter sowing into the cold frame with the heat activated hinge. Lettuces like this great looking saw toothed mizuna.
Some Romaine, red and green leaf lettuces and more. MUCH more.
There’s Bull’s Blood, Cylindrical and Early Wonder.
The swiss chard are lookin’ cute …
… but the tomato plant is pretty sad. I brought it out as a seedling to see how it would do if I transplanted it into the cold frame and … it didn’t do well. It didn’t die but it certainly hasn’t thrived. The ones I left under the flourescent lights then hardened off like normal are about 6 times as large.
The one and only thing that actually grew for me under neglected conditions in the frame this winter was Mache. A cold hearty lettuce. In fact it loves cold so much that it’s already gone to seed.
Some of these radishes came up from seeds I put down last fall and some of them are new. They’re pink, purple and white radishes which is almost as exciting as one day becoming skilled enough with a razor to get rid of that knee hair.
And finally it’s the broccoli I said I’d never grow again. I’m nothing if not an exceptional liar.
These little plants were in need of water so they’re a bit wilty but they’re fine. I’ll be using row covers on them to make sure those little white moths don’t lay their dirty, dirty eggs on them. Because those eggs quickly hatch into cabbage worms that are so small you can’t even see them. Or taste them. Then they get a lot bigger and you still can’t see them.
All in all so far this growing season has been a success. Just ask the hair on my knee.