For those of you looking for something new and interesting to do this weekend I have a little craft that you can try.
Well ... it's kind of a combination craft/ recipe.
Easier than knitting a sweater, more satisfying than rearranging the furniture. It's ... the penis orange.
via Buzzfeed.
I know! It's perfect. Just in time for the kid's back to school lunches!
Have a good weekend!
pat
best.craft.ever.
Mindy
Amazing.
jen
You had me at "penis orange".
Liz S.
Just amazing. Perfect way to inspire my Friday.
Jules
freaking hilarious...you are the best. Thanks for the smiles :)
Korrine
you are my FAVORITE!
Dana Niemeier
You are a nut and F-U-N-N-Y!!
Hey i want to see these carrots...
Brigid
I bet the orange is happy *that's* over....
Emi
What a great way to start a Friday morning. I am running to my work cafeteria right now to see if they have any oranges. And I love assheads. I also use the term ass wipes quite a bit. You are truly a great way to start the day. I visit your blog every week day. Thanks for the laughs!
Deb
LMAO Just found your blog few weeks ago and am HOOKED, luv it. Went shopping yesterday and didn't buy oranges, back today for oranges! Agree with SK Farm Girl on the word "normal". Have never been called that and would be upset if someone did. LOL Life is short, too much drama in world. Twisted sisters unite and spread the laughter!
SK Farm Girl
Here! Here! Hallelujiah sista!
Tracy
Martha Stewart would be jealous! Awesome!
my honest answer
Utterly hilarious. You have made my week.
Pati
Bahaha...awesome!
SK Farm Girl
Oh Karen, you never cease to crack me up! I truly am convinced we were twins separated at birth - on so many levels! Slowly, but surely, you are making me believe that I am "normal"; although I say "normal" is highly over-rated! I have been pickling carrots for the past few days and have come across two funny-ended carrots. When "standing" together, they are "fornicating" carrots! Am I twisted, yes! Should I be institutionalized, maybe! Will I ever grow up, NO! Cheers to my fellow bloggers; may the assheads of the world never curb our twisted sense of humour!
PS - Did I mention I have been proudly showing off my "fornicating carrots" to all who stop by?!?!
Pati Gulat
Karen,your skills never cease to amaze me ! LMBO !!!
Design Love
Is he related to the gingerbread man? Super perverted cousin perhaps??? Lol....
C.
Tommy
Oh Holy Moly! I have to go do that right now! I'm thinking I may have to include Katrina's sentiments too.
Oh, and thank you so much for teaching me that new a**head word. Very, very handy.
Karen
Tommy - Yes. Asshead is indispensable. ~ karen!
Connor
Words fail me. So let's just go with "<3".
Karen
Connor - Yes. Lets! ~ karen
Katrina
LOL...Omg....Love you Girl!
This is perfect for my HUSBANDS lunch, with a note, "Want to be a Pr**K, here's a bigger one for you".
Kat
Rebecca
Jeez, I thought making an elephant eyes and trunk out of clementines was good. I'm going to have to try that one. Thank you for never failing to inspire me, Karen!