Hey! Wanna see a chicken lay an egg? It comes right out of its bum! No? Wanna see my bum? No? Wanna see me get bit by a chicken? Well you're in the right place for 2 out of the 3.
No chicken was harmed during the making of this video. I, however, was.
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