THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO SUCCESSFULLY GROWING LUFFA SPONGES.

 

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As a matter of fact, no they do not grow in the ocean. Or the sea.  Or any other body of water.  That’s always the biggest shock to people when you tell them they can grow their own luffa sponges; the fact that they grow on land, not in the water.  You’re thinking of Spongebob Squarepants.

A bit about the Luffa.

  • Luffa, Loofah.  All the same thing.
  • Luffas are part of the gourd family and grow on vines that can get to be 30′ long.  Trust me on this.
  • The part of the Luffa you’re used to seeing is actually the inside fibres of the gourd, which lay beneath the green skin.
  • Immature Luffas look pretty much like a cucumber or zucchini and can be eaten when they’re very young (4-8″ long).
  • Luffas turn brown and become light as a feather when they’re ready to pick but if there’s a danger of frost you can pick them earlier (like I did).
  • Luffas are shitheads.

 

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For the past decade or so I’ve been killing  myself trying to figure out how to be completely successful growing luffa in my zone 6 climate.  Luffa need a longggg growing season and they also seem to be easily frightened.  Like you can frighten a Luffa to death.  More on that in a few moments.

To figure out how to successfully grow a Luffa sponge, you have to know how to very, very unsuccessfully grow a Luffa sponge.  Luckily for you, I have all kinds of experience in that particular area.  In fact, I’ve spent the better part of a decade being really great at unsuccessfully growing Luffa sponges.  Not to brag.

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There are 3 main areas where things can go horribly wrong.

  1.  Your seeds won’t germinate. Because they’re little asshead seeds that hate you.
  2. Your little luffa seedling goes into shock when you transplant it outside and it dies of fright or at least goes into a month long coma.
  3. Your vine grows but you never get to the point of seeing fruit before the frost kills it.

I’m going to show you how to overcome all of those issues so you can grow your very own organic Luffa sponge this summer.

Handy for showers, scrubbing pots and whacking people on the head with.

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So how can you overcome these obstacles so that you can proudly peel your very first luffa sponge?  These few simple tips are the only thing between you and a Luffa.

HOW TO GROW LUFFA (LOOFAH) SPONGE

  1. If you’re in a cooler zone, start your Luffa seeds early, indoors, 6 weeks before the last frost date.
  2. Use new Luffa seeds and soak them in water for 24 hours prior to planting. Seeds that have been hanging around for years probably won’t germinate.
  3. Increase your success at germination by starting your seeds on a seed heat pad.
  4. Transplant into biodegradable pots once the first “true” set of leaves have formed. Using pots that decompose reduces the risk of transplant shock which Luffa plants are prone to.
  5. When the weather is right (warm soil and air) start hardening off your seedlings.  This is more important than with most other plants because Luffa are so prone to transplant shock.
  6. After a week or so of hardening off, plant your seedlings in an area that gets FULL sun.  As much sun as possible.  Anything less and you won’t get any Luffas.
  7. Plant your seedlings at the base of a really strong structure that its vines can climb on and cling to.  Chain link fence or something similar is perfect.
  8. If after planting out, a cold snap threatens, cover the seedlings with a vented cloche. A plastic pop bottle cut in half with a lot of air holes punched into it would work fine.  A few days of cold weather will STOP a luffa from growing and it could take a month before they get over the shock.
  9. Keep the Luffa watered.  No water equals no growing!  Now you wait. And wait.  And wait.
  10. By October you should have big, green Luffas.  Pick your Luffa sponges BEFORE they’re hit by frost even if they’re still green. Technically you aren’t supposed to pick them until they’re dried out and brown, but in Zone 6 it’s rare for them to get to that stage.  You can still pick them when they’re green and get perfectly acceptable Luffas.  They’re just a bit harder to peel.

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I’ve grown Luffas before but this year was the first year I got truly, large, useable, perfect fibres inside my Luffas.  So if you read any other article on Luffa sponges that tells you you’ll only get a useable sponge from a Luffa that’s dried to a dark brown on the vine don’t believe it.  It ain’t true.

There’s a bit of a funny story behind picking my Luffa sponges this year actually.

It was Thanksgiving at my house and all but 2 of the dinner guests were slouching in the family room waiting for the turkey to hit the table and the last 2 guests to arrive.  I went in to check to see if anyone needed anything and everyone in the room happened to be discussing the weather. Because we’re Canadian.  And not especially well versed in politics.  Apparently there was going to be frost that night.

Hmm.  Interesting.

WAIT?!!!  WHAT??@!!!  TONIGHT??!!  THERE’S GOING TO BE FROST TONIGHT??!!!! SHITMOFARKLESPARX!!

And out the door I went, my bewildered Uncle Jack in tow, whizzing past the last 2 guests who were just pulling up.

B E     B  A   C  K      L    A    T      E      R !!!!!!!

In the middle of hosting Thanksgiving dinner I left all of my guests in my house and dragged my Uncle up to my community garden, a 5 minute drive away, to pick all of my Luffas.  They weren’t dried and brown on the vine yet but I knew if they got hit by frost they’d be ruined.  They’d either turn to “ick” or they’d become all discoloured inside.  Since we were already there I figured I might as well pick the rest of my tomatoes, kale, green beans, jalapenos and red peppers.  Since we were there.

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In an ideal world Luffa gourds will become around 24″ inches long and go from dark green, the light green, to yellowish, to completely dried out, crispy and brown on the vine.  But if your growing climate isn’t long enough, you may just end up with vines covered in dark and light green gourds, which is what I ended up with.

I left them to dry out a tiny bit on my front porch after picking them for about a month and then I couldn’t stand it anymore and started to peel away the skin.

To my amazement, underneath all that tough skin were perfect luffa sponges.

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The green skin is hard to get off but with with my stubby, bionic, man-baby thumbs I managed quite nicely.

Two of my 6 Luffas had matured enough that the seeds inside were big and dark.  THESE are the perfect seeds for saving for planting.

PLANTING

So let’s talk about how to plant your seeds and WHY a seed heat pad is so important to successful germination of Luffa seeds.

Last year when I planted my Luffa seeds I planted them, kept them watered and waited.  Nothin’.  I got nothin’ for over a month.  In fact I’d given up on them when 3 of the 15 or so seeds that I planted sprouted.

This year I didn’t want to go through that uncertainty, plus I wanted to write this post on how to successfully grow Luffa sponges and that wasn’t going to happen if I couldn’t even germinate a few seeds myself.

So I went out and bought this seed heating pad.  Luffa seeds like a lot of consistent heat to germinate and grow.  I figured the $20 it cost for the seed heating pad would be worth it if it would guarantee germination.

And it did.

 

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I started 2 pots of Luffa seeds.  I set one pot on the heating pad and one on an unheated tray.

The seeds on the heating pad germinated within 3 days at a rate of 100% (all 6 seeds sprouted).  The seeds that were unheated germinated in 10 days at a rate of 50% (3 seeds sprouted).

I kept the seeded pots in their respective places as they grew and the heated seedlings grew at twice the speed as the unheated ones.

So.

If you’re serious about growing your own Luffa buy the heated seed pad.  It also happens to be the perfect size for sitting an entire seed tray on so you can use it to increase the germination rate of other seeds that like bottom warmth to germinate like tomatoes, asparagus, peas and peppers.

It’s also working GREAT for my Sweet Potato slips, but that information is for another post.  I’m getting significantly better growth than I did with my old Sweet Potato slip growing method.

 

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Once your Luffa seedlings have their first “true” set of leaves (the leaves that look like the leaves of the actual plant, not the first set of leaves which are just practice leaves basically) you can transplant them into their own pots.

 

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Gently separate the seedlings and plant them in either store bought biodegradable pots or make your own newspaper pots like I show you here.

 

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Biodegradable pots can be planted right in the ground making the very, VERY finicky Luffa plant less likely to go into transplant shock.

Don’t have a big vegetable garden?  No problem.  You can plant Luffa plants in a big pot on a balcony or backyard as long as you provide the vines with something to grow on. Don’t forget they can easily get to be 30′ long under the right conditions.

 

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Part of the reason I had such good success with my germination rate is that I harvested the seeds myself, from my own Luffa, only a few months ago.  That’s half the battle, having fresh seeds.

Which is why, on Friday I’ll be giving away a whole whack of my own personal Luffa seeds for you to grow your own Luffa.  No ocean required.

update:  If you can’t WAIT to see if you win some luffa seeds from me you can buy a packet on Amazon for $2.99 from the very reputable Renee’s Garden seed company.  

107 Comments

  1. Julie says:

    Mind BLOWN! I had no idea these were a grown-in-the-dirt thing! Which leads me to my next question…what were they actually used for? Are they edible? Can you make soup with them? Or are they purely for making me super soft? Craziness!

  2. Lisa says:

    Wow! I’ve never thought of growing them myself. You are amazing Karen – lots of new facts and ideas. We get lots and lots and lots of sun (and no frost…or rain lately sadly) so it would be perfect growing them here. I suppose they could also be used as “little wigs” in relation to your previous posts.

  3. Paula says:

    I would like a couple of Luffa seeds pleases! It might be a contest but I figured I would through my comment in there 🙂

  4. Valerie says:

    YES, where does one procure Luffa seeds?

    • Gayle M says:

      I purchased mine from a Burpee catalog many years ago, when I experimented planting one unusual crop each year. But…alas, they’ve cut back and I haven’t seen them lately. Gotta be a catalog with luffa seeds available out there somewhere.

    • Louise says:

      Go to Karen’s link above, 2nd paragraph under the 2nd photo. It says “Luffa sponge” and it will take you to Amazon, where they have the seeds for sale.

  5. Laura says:

    Whoa! Who knew??

  6. Valerie says:

    I don’t know if this will assist anyone else who was experiencing the site ‘freezing’ as it was doing a few nights ago but I was able to eliminate this by closing the site on my email posting notification that there was a new entry and going to the main internet and typing in “The Art of Doing Stuff.” I was directed to the site and I then had no trouble navigating.

    • Karen says:

      Ha! I’ve spent the past 2 days not writing posts, but going over my entire site and all of its guts to improve the load time. 🙂 So that is probably what’s helping. I hope to get it even faster in the next week or so. ~ karen!

      • Gayle M says:

        Just too many of us typing in sharing in the fun. Love your work, Karen. But seeing as some were left all aghast at Brazilian waxing, might help… lol

  7. MrsChris SA says:

    I was just wondering how to get hold of some of those seeds!!

    Now to get them to SA!! I really really would like to give that a bash to grow!

  8. Maureen says:

    I wonder if they would do well in California? Judging by your article they just might. First frost? 🙂 Watering would probably be my challenge. Hope I win some seeds so I can give it a try

    • Grammy says:

      Yes! I live in Sacramento and I’ve grown luffa many, many times — our long, hot summers are excellent for this crop. I got my first seeds from a friend who had been growing them for years. This is the first time ever that I haven’t had to be jealous of the beautiful things Karen grows in her gardens, and I can’t even be smug because I have nothing to do with the climate.

  9. Tina says:

    Loufa seeds are available on amazon! Since I never win anything, I figured I’d look!

  10. Kristina says:

    So much fun. What do you figure the days to harvest on these? We’ve got a very long growing season where I live (approx. Mar-Nov), and typically direct seed squashes and gourds and melons and other fussy-transplanters. I wonder if I could get away with it with gourds?

  11. Gayle M says:

    I grew some back in the 80s. Fun, til you have to peel them. I’ll have to try them again. I know I’ll have a better success rate with all the tips you’ve given us. I’m in zone 6a in Michigan, and my luffas were tiny compared to yours. Great job!

  12. Patti says:

    I luv you but just buy a cheap loofah. Life is short and there are so many better things to do…

    • Karen says:

      You’re RIGHT Patti! I probably shouldn’t grow my own potatoes either. They’re REALLY cheap. And I’m starting to rethink why I make my own yogourt. Or paint my own walls, or build my own pizza oven or make homemade jam. I have to be perfectly honest with you, I’m beginning to rethink my entire life! Holy shit! I could be spending my whole life staring at my toes! I don’t know wtf I was thinking! ~ karen p.s. blog is shutting down tomorrow, I no longer do stuff. There are better things to do. Er … not do. 😉

      • Gayle M says:

        Sacrilege! Shut up, Patti! WTH are you trying to Do?

        LOL JK I can’t imagine Karen not taking on a challenge and not sharing her infinite wisdom. Love it.

    • Nancy Blue Moon says:

      Dear Patti…Obviously you are on the longer side of life…me…being on the shorter side will now offer you some advice (cause us old people are full of it..advice)…The rest of your life will be much more interesting if you listen and learn a few things along the way..even if it’s something you don’t care to do…there are people out here who actually think planting and growing stuff is fun!..just imagine it… so give it a try…who knows..you might end up having some fun…besides…at the end of this short trip we are all on they’ll need something to put in your obituary…LOL..

    • MindyK says:

      I’m with you, Patti. I completely believe in the superiority of homegrown tomatoes, avoiding the ridiculous cost of paying painters, and trying something like building a pizza oven for the sheer fun of it, but if loofah are that finicky, I’ll just buy ’em and put the effort into something else. But I’m glad Karen wrote about ’em regardless, because learning what I don’t want to do is just as valuable as learning a great way to do something I do want to do. And I’m gobsmacked that loofah come from the garden, not the ocean–I woulda bet money on that!

    • nancy says:

      Yeah, my grandmother would only use a loofah to scrub dishes. They don’t last long for that. And she nearly cried (with joy) when my uncle brought her about 10 of them ………. from the store.

      Potatoes and yogurt, now that’s different. And in a million years I would not pay somebody to paint anything.

  13. Gayle M says:

    Whoa! Maybe there could be a generational luffa seed exchange and agricultural conglomerate experiment, planting seeds of luffa (and hope) all ove! It will be fun to hear how others fare with your luffa seeds.

  14. Nicole says:

    Holy canolli! Like everyone else, I figured it was a sea thing, not the innards of a gourd. The ones with the seeds look like some sort of alien pod. Also, how weird that the “starter leaves” are such different shapes from the regular ones! I’ve got a black thumb, so I’m not sure: is that a normal plant thing or is this kind of unique?

  15. Gayle M says:

    I saw the link to growing quinoa. Was there a follow up on your quinoa growing venture?

  16. Leanne says:

    Thanks for the post. I would love some seeds to grow. I am in Ontario.

  17. Jennifer Lee says:

    This may be something everyone knows already, but I have found that using pure water, like home-filtered or bottled, instead of fluoridated/chlorinated/etc. city water can make a big difference in the rate of seeds that germinate. Later, they’re not so picky, but germinating is apparently quite a challenge, sometimes.

    • Speckhen says:

      You can also use city water if you let the chlorine evaporate for a day or so…for my houseplants and my seeds, I fill up my copper watering can and let it sit for a day or so – this allows the chlorine to dissipate and the water to get to same temperature as the plants. Cheap but effective!

  18. Penley says:

    I love reading about climates where you have to get heat pads and worry about frost. I live in a subtropical region, and it can be really hard when you’re first starting out with gardening here as almost all our commercial advice is geared towards the southern (Australian) states – temperate climates and places where summer is the main growing season. Here in the subtropics, summer is basically the dead zone for the usual kitchen garden stuff. Autumn, winter and spring are the ideal growing times. Anyway, I hope that one day in the future I’ll be able to experience your sort of growing conditions. Mostly potatoes really – they just do not do well in the subtropics.

  19. Nancy Blue Moon says:

    Well..since I opened my big mouth I can tell you I have wanted to try growing these since way back whenever that time was…what I’m trying to say is..yeah…I would try it…

  20. Linda from Illinois says:

    Sounds like something fun to try. I’m game to try

  21. Sandra Lea says:

    This is so cool. I had no idea they were grown this way.

  22. Mari says:

    Would love to give this a try! Could it work in Norway? I guess maybe my not-so-green fingers are just as limiting as the climate…

  23. Linda J says:

    I too have been very, very unsuccessful at growing Luffa for the better part of a decade. I’m wondering if I couldn’t just grow them indoors, period and screw putting them outside. My seed supply is low so perhaps I will procure some of yours when available and try, try again.

  24. Kelly says:

    I’ve considered trying loofah before but usually end up starting dozens of flowers instead BUUUt if your giving away seed…and I happen to have a heating mat just for my seeds. I’ve always started me plants this way unless it is specified not to. Makes sense: most things like warm soil to germinate. And you don’t need the $30 “plant mat” either. Any heating will work-just use the lowest setting. Growing plants is something I look forward to every year-always amazes me how these little seeds can grow into something fantastic that you can smell and appreciate or pick and eat. Karen, do you want some pibk banana squash seed? I’ll trade you! Best squash ever.

    • Kelly says:

      Oh my gosh, forgive the typos! I’m using an iphone 5 and use my fingernails to type.

    • Karen says:

      Pibk banana squash seed?? LOL. I don’t know what that is! Time to Google! One word of caution about using “anything” for heating your seeds, lol. The little heating pads are waterproof and they’re meant to run for a long time so in terms of safety they have a bit of an advantage. 🙂 ~ karen!

      • Kelly says:

        I knew my typo would catch your eye! Pink banana squash. Great keeper. Grows into massive oblong fruits with a pinky hue. Great for pies, soup or anything, really. Purees like a dream and SO fun to grow. Strangely not very popular but now I don’t go without!

  25. Roxanne says:

    I would love to try growing luffas. I do my gardening at camp. (Yes I’m in Northern Ontario hence the name camp) I do have indoor plumbing and all of the amenities of the house. I just love gardening at camp. The plants thrive with the lake water. I started with a few raised garden about 6 years ago and the number of raised boxes keep growing. My biggest challenge are the chipmunks and squirrels. They love all of the fresh produce that I grow. Hopefully they would not like the luffas.

  26. Leisa says:

    I’d love to give them a try. I killed an epic amount of things last year – I’m blaming the drought. After buying too many plants I all but threw my asparagus crowns behind a couple of pine trees, and they grew – go figure. This might be my kind of challenge 🙂

  27. Danni says:

    I tore up my five raised beds in the fall, need to rebuild in the spring in a new location… a nice long luffa vine or two around the perimeter fence would be awesome!!! Me, me!!! ( I know your seeds would be viable! I just saw them in your sink! 😀 )

  28. Trish says:

    I’m certain I would just kill them.

  29. Cathy McCoy says:

    Great post! I live in Florida near “loofah capitol” Tarpon Springs. I always thought these were ocean grown. Now if you could just let us know how to get all those darn seeds out…

    • Maryanne says:

      Hi Cathy, If you are able to, watch the video Karen put up. It looks like the seeds will wash out of the loofa/luffa. 🙂

  30. Sandy says:

    Thank you for this post. I tried once before to grow them with no luck. I will try your method this year.

  31. Doty says:

    I love your sense of humor, a lot like mine YIKES! GOT LUFFA? Would love to win some, I’m in Alabama and our growing season is long, to the point of you get so darn tired of growing and pulling weeds. Thanks for you information, always entertaining.

  32. KariMcD says:

    So glad you posted this! I tried growing Liffa and longneck gourds last year. The luffa vines but all I got was one puny 6″ long gourd. I gave up on my longnecks and in August they started going gangbusters. I ended up with about twenty of those, and now have no idea what to do with them.

    Both vines grew up a trellis, over a pergola and then on up into the trees. (Which made for interesting harvesting). So yes, they can absolutely grow to 30 feet.

    Going to try for Luffa again this year. Hoping to incorporate them into Christmas gifts.

  33. Susan Claire says:

    I have never used a loofah-what is the attraction?

    • Cussot says:

      It’s a lovely combination of soft and scratchy when it’s wet and will actually last a long time, despite its fragile appearance. Then when it finally wears out, you compost it.

      I first encountered loofahs when I lived in Brazil in the 60’s. Ours were about two feet long.

  34. Trisha Tate says:

    Impressed!!! Thanks for the additional project that I’d like to try now =)

  35. Elizabeth says:

    ME, me, Me!
    I used what I suspect was a less than fresh packet of seeds one year and with no particular specialized knowledge, just determination and dumb luck, I managed to grow luffa fruit on the vines but the early frost got them ( and my birdhouse and snake gourds 🙁 ) I am just at a tiny bit higher elevation than you on the Escarpment, which means earlier frost. If I’d only had that ONE NUGGET of info about being able to pick them early, Gah! I am armed and ready!

  36. Brenda says:

    I tried growing them for the first time this past year – in my first garden as an adult. It was a very warm fall, which was unusual, so they had more time to grow. I finally picked them, but only ended up with one out of about 6 that I could actually peel and use, the rest just started to grow fur coats for the winter, even while leaving them on the back porch to continue to dry. I waited waaaayyyyy too long to plant them, not knowing a damn thing about how they grow. This year, I’m going to start them inside, hopefully in about a month – and I might get that heat pad thing-a-ma-jig!

  37. Joanne says:

    How much space is needed for the vines (vertically / horizontally)?
    So interesting!

  38. Jenifer says:

    I am SO doing this! Seems much more manageable than my corn and pepper growing efforts. I’ll put them in big pot on the kitchen porch where they can decorate my railing and it will be easy to water them.

    Off to buy my heating pad for when I win the seeds! 🙂

    Thanks Karen!!

  39. Lori says:

    I grew these a couple of summers ago and will again this year. I didn’t have any problems but then I’m in South Carolina….so that makes a big difference. Don’t you just love the bright yellow blooms? I would grow them just to see those….but then the luffas do make great “homemade” presents.

    • Karen says:

      Hi Lori! I was going to get into the big yellow flowers but the post was so huge as it was I left them out. but you’re right. When they’re covered in flowers the vines are spectacular. 🙂 ~ karen!

  40. Jody says:

    Thanks for the tips. I have tried 2 years to grow luffa, once in a big pot and the other in my community garden plot. Lots of success with leaves but no gourds. Lots of success with people asking what the vine was though.
    Maybe this year I will give it one more try, babying it more, singing to it, encouraging it to push out a gourd.

  41. Merrilee says:

    Fun! Love learning from your mistakes. And I think I need seed heating pad. And an enormous greenhouse. But not a Brazilian. Unless said Brazilian is working as cute gardening guy.

  42. jeanne says:

    Thank you so much!
    I had no idea they were such creeps.
    This explains the big loofa plants I grew that never bloomed! I will succeed this year, and all because of you!

  43. Sabina says:

    Who knew? Not me! Love learning something new every day and I would love to grow my own loofah! I have the seed germinating/heating pad, biodegradable pots, seed starting setup in my basement and the room in my garden bed with strong support! So it would be really cool to get some seeds from you this season!

  44. Shelagh says:

    Hi Karen, this sounds like fun and big yellow flowers? Even better.

    I am in zone 5, I think, Ottawa? Can I start seeds inside earlier? How big can I let the seedlings get before putting them in biodegradable pots?

  45. Amy says:

    Never in a million years would I have thought they came from a gourd and not the ocean! This is so neat! I also live in Zone 6 just outside of T.O. so I am very excited to try growing something new this year. The Amazon link seems to be giving a 404 error code, but I’ll be looking forward to your post on Friday! Thanks for the link and info on the heating pad, I’ll have to grab one. 🙂

  46. Heather says:

    I’ve never once thought about growing these…(partially because I thought they grew in the ocean…lol) but after reading this you have really peaked my interest. I think I will try it!

  47. Kelli says:

    Karen, as you’re in Canada, eh, I believe the correct spelling is “louffa.” 😉

  48. michelle says:

    Wow! Aren’t you clever for figuring this out. I never knew!!! Thanks for inspiring me to try this

  49. MARILYN JOHNSON says:

    I WOULD LOVE SOME OF THOSE MAGICAL SEEDS!!!

    How do I enter the contest???

  50. Marti says:

    Totally amaze-balls! (Can you grow those, too?)

    That heating pad looks suspiciously like the naked element of the medical heating pad I am shivering along on today. Makes me wonder if I threw it in a corner and added some old sweet potatoes, what the result would be? I would love to end up with a 5-10 gallon bucket of sweet potatoes next October.

  51. Flash says:

    We could use a few more loofa in Alaska. I will try planting a couple in the green house this spring. Thanks for another cool LOL idea

  52. Christina B says:

    I got mine from this place, only one germinated though so I’m excited to start more this year with a heating pad!
    http://www.rareseeds.com/dishcloth-or-luffa-gourd/?F_Keyword=luffa

  53. Chris says:

    I’m on the other side of the world but something of a similar heat/cold zone. I’m growing gourds and everything you’ve said about Luffa’s goes for gourds. So you can rehash this blog at a later date and just substitute Luffa for gourd.
    Not sure what to do with the gourds in the amazing chance that they actually grow and don’t get wiped out by a cold snap. I know they can be worn as a body adornment but I don’t have a penis to hang one on. Maybe they’ll look just as good on the dining table.

  54. Thank you so much for this article! I tried last year and I think it was the transplant shock that did them in. I would love to try again. How do we win your seeds (it sounds like they are really good ones!) Also would you be open to a seed trade? I can send you lots of coriander!

  55. martina says:

    My grandfather is an agronomist and helped develop and improve loofa as a cash crop in either Haiti or the Dominican Republic (I don’t remember). They have a tremendous climate for it there and I remember seeing pictures of him with some almost as tall as he is! I’m so impressed you go them to grow at all in Ontario!

  56. Mary W says:

    Never, ever tried them before. I had no idea you could also eat them when young! I have chain length around my backyard and could grow them on the inside as I’m sure the stinking deer would eat them to nothing as they did my whole tiny garden last year. I was sort of considering them until I read about the beautiful yellow blossoms and really want to try it now. Thanks for the information! and the laughs.

  57. Jani says:

    I would have never believed anyone but you that these didn’t grow in the ocean! Wow…learn something new every time you post. Love your site and sure hope I win some seeds.

  58. Kristi S. says:

    I would love to try some luffa seeds. I have a great location next to a chain link fence in full sun (by my neighbor’s driveway that I would love to conceal).

    Thanks for the information!

  59. Michelle says:

    Funny! Excellent piece of writing Miss Wit.

  60. Nancy Eggert says:

    I found out that luffa sponges grew on plants a few years ago when a good friend very successfully grew some luffa plants. We live in Chicago and it must have been a good summer because she had a bumper crop of luffas. She picked a bunch of them in October right before the first frost and then sort of forgot about the rest. In the spring when she went out to turn over her garden, she was at first stunned and then irate to find what she thought were used condoms all along her fence where the luffa plants were. She figured that someone was using her alley as a lovers’ lane and disposing of the evidence over her fence. Only sometime later did she realize that the “condoms” were actually dead luffa skins that had sloughed off after the forgotten gourds were frozen and then thawed out!

  61. Riley Risteen says:

    I’m about as good with plants as a lawn mower is with a laptop, and never thought gardening could possibly be bad-ass enough for a 21 year old like me. You, dear Karen, are hilarious and totally inspired me to try planting stuff. Thank you for that.

    • Karen says:

      I really am hilarious. So, being a badass as well (you can maintain badasseyness as you age if you drink pickle juice believe it or not) I need to let you know, in order for the world to see what you look like you should sign up for Gravatar. That way your photo will show up every time you comment on any blog. Whether it is badass or not. Go here https://www.theartofdoingstuff.com/photo-in-blog-comments/ to learn how to do it. 🙂 Welcome to the world of growing your own food and personal hygiene products. ~ karen!

  62. Joyce Lupo says:

    I managed to get my first loofah off a vine of a neighbor last summer. With no hint or idea how to get it out of the husk. I took the dried loofah and soaked it in warm water. In no time the skin pulled away so easily. I now have my own seeds and look so forward to getting them in the ground. Thank you for all of your tips. I think my first attempt will be a successful one because of you and other tips I got reading the comments.

  63. Barbie says:

    Impressive Karen! As usual! I had to laugh about you leaving your Thanksgiving guests to go pick your Luffas! AND tomatoes too and other stuff that might get bit by the STUPID FROST! I can’t tell you how MANY times I have lost all my dang tomatoes by a surprise frost! Your Luffas are GORGE!!!

  64. b weaver says:

    30 years ago, I planted luffas, and SHOCKERS! They came up and did well the very first time! Want to know what the horrible part was? When it came time to harvest (here in Detroit), I picked them and stored them on the upper shelves in my clothes closet (my first garden, I didn’t know! I thought they’d just dry out…). One day woke up to “drip, drip, drip…” The gourds had oozed all over my Mon Tricot knitting magazines i’d been using to make & sell sweaters. Also the gourd goo dripped all over the sweaters i’d been making. It does not wash out. Basically anything stored in the closet I was trying to make money from got seriously slimed. Did get some decent sponges, though! This year I tried to grow them again and now thanks to your story, know why it failed, so I will try again. Thanks for the memories!!! 😀 <3

  65. Dawn says:

    Wow! I’m sooo glad I happened up on your website and this article. I live in Northern Ohio, zone 6a and I’ve been told that there’s no way I could grow luffa gourds to maturity. I could grow and eat them but no way I could make luffa crafts out of them. I tried anyways. I started them indoors in May and got 3 plants that I transferred outdoors. All 3 survived. Now I have raised garden beds and there’s not much room for them to spread out so I bought a cheap ($12) arch trellis. The plants went crazy up the arch, over the arch, wrapping around my corn….lol. 4 months later and I have more than a dozen 20 inch long gourds. I’m racing against time and didn’t know if I could try drying them indoors if the weather got too cold. Everything I was reading said you had to leave them on the vine to dry out. I’m hoping to get through September and maybe some of October….but so nice to know I can still save them if they aren’t dried yet. Thank you so much for sharing your experience.

    • Karen says:

      You’re welcome Dawn! Here in Ontario we’re having extremely hot weather for this time of year. If it’s the same for you, it’ll give your Luffahs even more time. Once they get to the size yours are they get bigger quite quickly! Good luck! ~ karen

      • Dawn Phillips says:

        Well over the weekend the arches holding up my vine came tumbling down. Now I have them dropping over a piece of furniture. They are pretty big but still pretty green. If I have to pick them off can I still dry them indoors for a bit?

  66. Nicole says:

    We did it! We have vines full of large luffa sponges here in southern Oregon and I’m just waiting until a frost warning to rush outside and pick them all. One already dried on the vine so we’ve got a bunch of seeds for whenever I think we need more sponges. So there! (That was for my friends and family who mocked my desire to grow luffa sponges!)

  67. Jennifer says:

    Thank you for this post! Last year was my first shot at luffas (I’m in Southern California) and while I got lovely vines and flowers, they got started too late and had one and a half (a sad, misshapen baby) actual gourds harvested. This season I have more than a dozen mature looking pods on the vine … climbing into the neighbors TREE hanging 20 feet off the ground and who knows how many are in there! I pulled the first one off the vine yesterday … it’s been sitting there 3 months but is still green. I prefer the softer/finer fiber so I hope that’s what I get. Thank you for calming my insecurities! And BRAVO for getting beautiful luffas in such a luffa-hostile climate.

  68. Kayleigh says:

    Really enjoyed your post. Found you on Pinterest and am hooked! We just bought 12acres in WA so may have to add these to the list for our garden someday.

  69. Deb says:

    My luffa’s are beautiful, but I waited too long, we had a hard frost last night and my guards froze. I picked them, and now they are in the basement (I am not giving up yet). Is there a way to save my luffa? They are beautiful and very long guards. I tried peeling them, but they are way too cold and frozen. Please tell me I have a chance, I worked way too hard to keep them beautiful this year. Thank you in advance. By the way, I found your site to be very informative and appreciate it.

    • Dawn Phillips says:

      Same thing happened to me. I actually was able to dry a few just by having them near my heat vent for a couple weeks. I thought the one was rotting but it was just drying out. They say to keep them in the sun, but not really possible in my neck of the woods.

  70. Firro says:

    Hmmmm will have to experiment with growing it indoors, I want to have an indoor garden with herbs and greens growing all year round(fresh strawberries all year would be so nice) using a bunch of COB LEDs, does anyone know just how tall the plant would be near the end of it’s life? around 3-4 feet is about my current space to grow for height.

  71. Kristin H. says:

    I have grown these for the past two years. I’m in zone 8 and it’s still tricky. Upside is I don’t ever have to water them and they LOVE the Texas heat but the downside is this year I had two plants and one never produced! The one that did was a “volunteer” from last year’s loofah that was cleaned out outside and seeds went everywhere. Now I’m waiting on about 15+ gourds to dry out (I always pick them when they’re green). Anyways I love this plant so much even if it doesn’t produce sometimes. I think the vine is so pretty and the flowers too!

    • Karen says:

      Isn’t it fun! I got all kinds started this year but was so rushed at planting time rebuilding my garden that they croaked on me before I had a chance to get them in the ground. 🙁 Still have 2 luffahs from last year luckily. ~ karen!

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