I found a skull. So there's that. Also - I discovered I am rapidly losing all of my social skills and if this country doesn't open up soon I'm going to become an uncommunicative hermit covered in chin hairs. Even my elbows will have chin hairs.
This week was the uppy down week where every good was followed by a bad.
I took Monday off from work which is always the very best way to start a work week in my opinion. It was just by luck that my day off landed on what was finally going to be a warm, rainless day. The weather this spring has taken its cue from the mood of the world and delivered nothing but a depressing, cloud of ick over everything.
But Monday it was finally going to be warm. Warm!
It wasn't.
It was 32 degrees celsius which is about 90 degrees Fahrenheit which is not warm, it's hot. Just a few days earlier it had been snowing so my body wasn't terribly acclimatized to this and at some point my pancreas liquified.
Also I sweated so hard that my bra leaked all over my tee shirt.
It was a pink bra. And now it is a pink tee shirt.
Yet still I worked and worked in the garden. I only had one day so it was do or die. Or die while doing, which I didn't so everything worked out fine.
It was when I was about halfway through the day and raking some natural fertilizer into the soil that I felt like I'd developed a bit of heat stroke hallucinations.
I reached down into the soil to pick up what hilariously looked like a skull. Oh you crazy heat hallucinations.
No, wait, hold on, that is a skull. A tiny, tiny skull with tiny back teeth and big, fangy front teeth. I immediately declared it a top pocket find and then drank 14 litres of water.
It took me a lot longer than it should but I managed to get a tiny corner of the garden cleaned up and some flowers put in (which you can see in the first photo up top.)
Twice this week I ran into different neighbours and managed to say hello but then couldn't quite figure out what was expected of me next.
I knew standing in silence staring at them wasn't the right thing, but on both occasions that's what I went with.
I no longer have any idea how to interact with something that doesn't have fur, feathers or a sawblade.
Back home on the range I was the happy, proud owner of a successfully grafted tomato plant. THIS was going to be the most exciting thing to happen in my garden in a long time. An heirloom tomato that I grafted into the top of a disease resistant tomato so I could get a disease resistant heirloom tomato. (I explained a bit more about grafting a couple of weeks ago)
Honestly I never thought in a million years it would work, but of the 4 I tried to graft, one of them took.
2 days after this photo was taken, I came outside and it looked like this:
I have no idea how it happened but I suspect a roaming psychopathic tomato murder; codename "squirrel".
I am crushed over this. I'm don't really have time to try to do another batch of grafts, but I'll try anyway because I'm a glutten for uppy downs.
THESE plant markers I made are so far still one of my ups for the week. I made them for marking dahlias in my garden.
It's just a bamboo stick cut into 1' lengths. I then split the top of the bamboo and slipped wired tags into the splits. Once the dahlias need to be dug up, I pull the wired tag out of the bamboo, and attach it to the tuber so I can keep track of all my varieties.
I haven't tested them outside in the elements yet so there's still time for these things to become a down.
This week I got to order a beautiful garden flower type arrangement to send to someone. I hired a woman who is local to me and does it as a cottage industry out of her home. It included locally sourced and seasonal flowers like peonies, bleeding hearts, onion flowers, and anemones.
The floral designer sent me a photo of it and it was perfect. It's one of the most beautiful arrangement I've ever sent anyone and it made me so happy just to look at a picture of it. That was the up.
The down, was the occasion for the flowers. I'm so sorry to have to say that a member of my family some of you have come to know died on Monday. Aunt Jean passed away. She would have turned 106 in August.
Aunt Jean got an iPad when she was 100. She went swimming at the beach of her cottage when she was 101. She pulled the fire alarm in her retirement home for fun and sped away in her wheelchair giggling like a lunatic when she was 103 (all caught on security footage🤣.)
I know. You want to be Aunt Jean when you grow up. We all do.
But remember to be her or anyone else with a long life, strength and character you have to take the ups with the downs.
What I've Been Doing This Week.
The Hinged Hoop House 2.0
The hinged hoop house where I found my skull. I've got a few emails this week with people wondering what was eating their kale. Without even looking I knew the answer was going to be cabbage moth caterpillars. To protect any brassica from them you have to cover the plants up with row cover. This hinged hoop house is my fancy version of that.
Easy Coconut Shrimp
Holy stink I rediscovered coconut shrimp this week. My friend's daughter posted a picture of coconut shrimp she made on Instagram, I saw it, I drooled, I searched out a quick and easy recipe and found this one from Sallys Baking Addiction.
I served mine with an easy salad of baby spinach, mandarin oranges, sliced almonds and a ginger sesame dressing.
How to Make Homemade Hamburgers! My Way.
The hamburger recipe I posted this week officially made it onto the first page of Google for homemade hamburgers. I'll just be over here bowing.
Installing Drip Irrigation at Home
I also got a few emails this week from people saying they'd installed drip irrigation (several who bought the exact same kit as mine) and they love it. So if you've been on the fence about it you have my endorsement plus the endorsement of many of the readers here.
How to Make an Ikea Hot Dog.
I had hot dogs for dinner tonight! I can't lie, it was pretty exciting. If you LOVE an Ikea hot dog, is this going to be a happy day for you. Because years ago I infiltrated Ikea's hot dog booth and got all the information needed to make a hot dog identical to the ones you get in the store.
Have a good remainder of your weekend!
Patricia
Dear Karen,
I'm sorry to hear of the loss of your Aunt Jean. I lost my mother six weeks ago. Right now is a terrible time to grieve and have a funeral. My heart goes out to you.
And your lovely tomato! I moaned out loud when I saw the photo of it broken off. Part of Mother's Day was spent clipping the remaining cane of an ancient family rose (planted by my husband's grandparents when they were young) and nestling them in pots in hopes of rooting them. Of the seven, one remains. Hopefully it will live. I also dug up three suckers off a dark purple lilac that looks like it was here when the bison roamed. Two have survived. So I hope you will continue to try with the tomato. I'm so impressed you were able to have one graft take.
Karen
Thanks very much Patricia. And I'm so sorry to hear your mother died. And you're right. Death is amplified at this time. A funeral of 10 people max, with everyone wearing masks. It will be memorable anyway. I have 3 more grafts already and so far they look great. ~ karen!
Su Holohan
My condolences to you . Your Aunt Jean I’m sure was a treasure. Heaven is a little brighter and crazier 😊
Laura Bee
Oh my, so sorry, I will miss your Aunt Jean stories.
Congratulations on your hamburger credentials.
Kate T
I am so sorry to hear about your great aunt Jean. What an awesome woman she was. I well remember her advice to her fans: I have all my own teeth!
Jean sure seemed to have had a life well-lived. My hat is off to her. I will certainly miss your reports about her. We could sure use a lot more aunt Jeans in the world. We should all aspire to be one!
Karen
Yes, the teeth, lol. She didn't even have to take any medications! ~ karen
Cynthia Studer
So sorry to hear about your Aunt Jean. She sounds like she was one amazing woman. My great Aunt Mildred was just as feisty. I always wanted to be like her. Ladies like that are always the life of the party and the spice that makes life worth living.
Wendy Lemont
So very sorry about your Aunt Jean...would like to hear more about this interesting lady.
Take care
TucsonPatty
Karen, I’m so sorry about Aunt Jean. She lived a long and from your wonderful stories, awesome life. I’m sure she would have loved turning 106, but dying at age 105? Priceless! I’ll bet, from her stories, she would have loved knowing that she would hit that age!
I’m sorry for you and you family’s loss of a beautiful, spirited woman.
Angela Minear
Rest In Peace, Aunt Jean! You will be missed!
In chin hair news, I reached up to scratch my face and realized that it was itching because one of my hairs was so long that it had curled down far enough to tickle my skin!!! Wearing a mask when I leave the house has me forgetting to even look in the mirror!!
Gretchen Sexton
I agree: may we all aspire to be like your Aunt Jean. I'm so glad she was here and you shared her. I'm so sorry that's she's gone now. May her memory keep you warm at heart! You're just the best.
Jackie
Oh, Karen, I too am sorry to hear about your Aunt Jean. I loved to read your stories about her.
Margo Goffin
So sorry to hear about your Aunt Jean. It sounds like she had a wonderful long life.
Lora
First, I congratulate you for wearing a bra, and a pink one at that, to garden in; I buy skillfully designed t-shirts to hide the fact that I don't need a bra except for when I get a chill. Secondly, I'm sorry for your loss. I am new to your crew, but I hope she is cheering my mom on to perform pranks beyond Rainbow Bridge.
Karen
:) ~ karen!
Vikki
I'm so sorry to hear the news of your Aunt Jean; she was one-of-a-kind and so admirable. I loved reading your posts on her. And that flower arrangement is truly beautiful!
Chin up--things have got to get better. (yeah, like Wiley E. Coyote said right before the safe dropped on his head!)
Luanne Christensen
I'm so sorry to hear about your Aunt Jean. She'll have enjoyed having you as a neice, to share fun and quirky bits with each other. You're right. Its uppy down to have such wonderful relatives. 💗
Lynn
My condolences to you and all your family. Your aunt sounded like a real treasure she will be missed yet loved with happy memories .
I agree with you the weather this year is like a bingo game, you never know what it’s going to each and every day. An it’s more unpredictable than what we have been use to that’s for sure.
Holly
Awhh, so sorry to hear about Aunt Jean. I actually was wondering about her the other day while reading your blog. I'm one of your readers who luckily became acquainted with her over the years. She reminded me so much of my late mom. Pure class and strength. The flower arrangement is stunning. Here's wishing you and everyone more ups and less downs .. we need them!
Sandy
I’m so sorry for your loss. What an inspiration she must have been (and memories of her will continue to be)! And that’s the perfect flower arrangement to honor her memory. I’m fairly sure a “roundy-moundy” would not have been suitable for such a dynamic and full-of-life lady. (I’m still wondering how your friend got that white poppy to stand up straight on the left side! It doesn’t look like it’s anchored in the container.)
Karen
That one is an anemone! It possibly has a twisty stem. :) ~ karen!
Sandy
Oh, of course! Silly me! But I learned something today: there is a type of anemone called a Poppy Anemone. :) You might like the flower arrangement at this link: https://www.gardenista.com/posts/gardening-101-anemone-coronaria/
Karen
I do! I love it! ~ karen
Theresa Clarkson-Farrell
OH I am So very sorry to hear Aunt Jean has passed. As you've shown us hers was a life well lived -drunk down to the last sparkling drop. She lives on amongst your family and friends and all of us. A wonderful example of being yourself and facing the world head on.
Thank you for introducing her to us all.
Jodi T.
So sorry to hear about your wonderful Aunt. ♡ You and your family are in my prayers.
Margot
I am so sorry about your aunt and so pleased she lived her life to its absolute fullest, up, downs and all.